Straight Line of the Day: I’ve Set Up a Ten-Minute Sit-Down With My Congressman. What Should I Ask Him? Posted by Oppo on 12 June 2026, 12:00 pm Besides “Would you prefer to stand?”
You should first use proper etiquette and ask him what his pronoun is, especially if he’s a Dimocrat. 1 Reply to this comment
Make sure to ask they’d like some water. Then give them a glass of Holy Water. 1 Reply to this comment
We all know they want to date her, but ask if they’re looking for more of a fling or a long term thing with AOC. 1 Reply to this comment
“If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean that Congress is the opposite of progress? (I can’t take credit for that one – Gallagher from the 80’s) 1 Reply to this comment
When did you stop beating the Emu’s mother?
You should first use proper etiquette and ask him what his pronoun is, especially if he’s a Dimocrat.
I’d recommend getting some stock market tips.
Make sure to ask they’d like some water. Then give them a glass of Holy Water.
Ask to start the meeting by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
Ask them if they preffered Epstein’s Island in the spring or autumn.
We all know they want to date her, but ask if they’re looking for more of a fling or a long term thing with AOC.
Why the lie detector keeps bursting into flames
“If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean that Congress is the opposite of progress?
(I can’t take credit for that one – Gallagher from the 80’s)