- … that when street-corner protesters hold up their signs from exactly 11:00 to exactly 1:00 and then go home, it is no mere coincidence. They are being paid.
- … some liberal group, somewhere, gets residuals every time the “B” in “Black” is upper-case. Capitalization is key in a market economy!
- … women secretly lust after me.
The people with the strongest opinions have the least evidence to support those opinions.
Prive it!
(cα ⋅ p̂ + Βmc2) ψ = iℏ δψ/δt
Damn, this checks out.
…that escort could break a $20 bill, but was just hoping for a tip.
$20!? Who are you, a Rockefeller?
Hey, I was splurging that night. I typically like my women like I like my coffee: $5 and available on a nearby street corner.
…that Captain Louis Renault wasn’t shocked at all by gambling going on at Rick’s Café Americain…
I Can’t Prove It, But I Suspect…
…the Emu.
That’s a dangerous theory – hope you’re up-armored …
In IMAO Emu suspect you!
I Can’t Prove It, But I Suspect…
…our FBI monitor knows where my shillelagh is.
… women secretly lust after me.
Me too, but it’s so secret that the women don’t even know it.
Double-Secret Approbation
In depends upon your definition of “Woman”.
The proof is in the pudding.
(I spiked it with Bourbon)
I can’t prove it, but I suspect IMAO is a non-violent Right Wing Neo Nazi Group.
That opinion is SPLC-and-SPAM.
Who you calling non-violent?
… that emus are practically chickens…
Practically is a very impercise term, be careful.
“… women secretly lust after me.”
So secretly in fact that they don’t even know it.
I can’t prove it, but I suspect…
Maggie May was hotter than Eleanor Rigby.
Dirty Maggie Mae, if you please.
I can’t prove it, but I suspect…
That Maryann is better than Ginger.
That Tatiania from Ginger would beat both of them in a fistfight
That people who turn right in Alburquerque are happier
That Mika’s lips will touch a Biscuit before Oppo
That Roosevelt beat Churchill in an Epic Rap Battle
Also…Spuds McKenzie was way better a mut than that Alex from Strohs.
“It’s just practice, Biscuit; just practice.”
I have no doubt that Tatiana from Ginger could beat me in a fist fight.
Also. Rock on brother.
“Roosevelt beat Churchill in an Epic Rap Battle”
FDR:
“When you chose to go up against me
Was a day that will live in infamy
Whiskey-drinkin’, old-thinkin’, cigar-chompin’ elf
Got nothing to fear but beer itself.”
WSC:
“I know you knew not to renew this new deal
Who you talkin’ to? Let’s get wheel:
We’ll fight you on the b**ches, we’ll fight you on the shore
‘Til men all say you was their finest whore!”
Why would Oppo’s lips want to touch Biscuit?
Look, you’re parsing the statement all wrong.
. . . Fox is about to call the 2028 election for the incredibly popular legendary Nithya Raman Noodle
I can’t prove it but I suspect…
If you can’t be an athlete you should at least be an Athletic Supporter.
Ah, playing the jock-ularity card…
Better than the Jock Itch Card.
I can’t prove it but I suspect…
This thread has the potential to beat the “Sign on the moon posts” for the most posts….but not until about the year 2035, if humankind is still alive.
Ah yes, the “Sign on the moon posts” gone but not forgotten.
I can’t prove it but I suspect there’s only one thing that shouldn’t be recycled…. Biden’s Boxer shorts.
Can you think of other things besides other people’s underwear? I can’t.
…Hillary Clinton wears pants to hide the emu thigh feathers. Have a theory about her shoes also.
Bill:
“I quit drinking champaign out of her shoes not long after we got married because I could have sworn I tasted a hint of cyanide.” 😩