Q. Why can’t sound travel through space? A. Because of an ancient curse.
Arlen Specter kinda looks like Nixon’s older brother.
Got my W-2. The government already has so much of my money; I wonder if I can convince them to give some of it back? No, the government will probably be like, “we can haz mor money? kthxbai.”
If liberals had followed through on their threats to move to France or Canada, maybe they could have kept those countries form moving right.
Anyway, liberals, might want to get your moving plans in order before November.
Satellites, why won’t you talk to me? I’m sorry I called space boring; that probably offended you since you live there.
So apparently the SC decision is sending us to the Robocop type future where corporation run everything. Will employment be better?
We really don’t have enough crime fighting robots. Or break dancing ones.
As kids, we expected the future to be full of flying cars and robots. Do you think we’d be impressed if told about the iPhone?
I can see myself explaining Wikipedia to child Frank: “Wow; who cares? Get away from me! Stranger danger!”
I notice a common character on TV shows these days is the guy everyone irrationally hates.
Not satisfied with what the Democrats have been doing, I’ve made my own health care plan. It’s 500 pages. I have no idea what’s in it.
We should have someone named Ellie Dark write letters trashing Obama to tons of local papers.
It’s hard at Favre’s age, because instead of throwing the ball he just has this urge to yell at all the players, “Get off my lawn!”
Sports should add “no mercy” rules where if one team is hugely ahead, they add more time so they can pile it on even more.
We have Vikings and Cowboys, but we need sports teams called Ninjas, Zombies, and Robots. And maybe Hobos.
If the Saints lose in the Super Bowl, everyone in New Orleans will be like, “This is the worst day here ever!”
Solid list today, I am curious about who you had in mind about the irrational hatred of one character.
Also your friend Adam Baldwin did a nice job voice acting in Mass Effect 2. As did his crazy hot “Chuck” costar Yvonne. I stumbled on him while he was alone and injured but with a rocket launcher holding off a platoon trying to rescue a Quarian.
Your joke about “Ellie Dark” does shine a light on yet another example of how false it is to play the moral equivalence card between conservatives and liberals in modern times. Ever notice how most of liberals harassment of conservatives is based off distorted history? Where as we ignore their racist, war starting, and eugenic history of the last century. However, if you listen to liberals you would think every election is a Bush/Nixon “pro bomb all brown-people” ticket. I wonder if their rank and file ever question these insulting ridiculous cartoon caricatures of their political opponents? That’s the thing about propaganda it says as much about its target as it does about its producers.
A lot of that distortion takes root because the dinosaur media can at most downplay and up-play conservative vs liberal scandals to about a maximum of a 10:1 ratio. Thanks to new conservative Media i would say we have probably shrunk their spin-ability to a 5:1 ratio. They just cant hide behind the media like they could 10 years ago.
what about the flying cars that turn into break dancing crime fighting robots?
Or break dancing ones.
One break-dancing robot (or human) is one too many.
Damn good idea and here are some suggested cities they could play in….The Zephyhills,FL Zombies; The Nome, AK Ninjas; The Reno, NV Robots; and last but not least the future Super Bowl bound Hoboken, NJ Hobos! Ho-ho-ho-ho Hoooboos!! Gooooooooo Hobos!!
Sadly any one of the above could most likely beat the current Oakland Raiders.
They had fads in the olden days. Nowadays, there’s no Josey Wales to run the snake oil peddler out of town.
Random thought: Brett Favre is in bed with the gamblers. I’m just sayin’.
The SC decision will cause the entire world to be ruled by a Bushcheneyhallibutronreagan horde of zombies out to destroy anything progressive. And say bad things about yo’ momma, too. And Exxon will come to get your guns and stop abortions and starve minoriies to death, and then kill them. Really, it’s all over the liberal blogs. So it must be true.
Which sportscaster will say “The Saints lost in a flood of action. It was a hurricane of running and passing.” Which one, I wonder?
You can talk to the satellites. I’d get worried if they started talking back. Unless it was the Dick Cheney Death Satellite, Then that would be cool.
“Satellites, why won’t you talk to me? I’m sorry I called space boring; that probably offended you since you live there.”
You’re clearly wearing the wrong brand of tin foil. For more information, simply speak to any member of “Code Pink” and they’ll be able to clarify which brand you should be wearing for best alien or satellite message reception.
Which sportscaster will say “The Saints lost in a flood of action. It was a hurricane of running and passing.” Which one, I wonder? That’s an easy one to answer….Keith Olbermann. Only he won’t say it, he’ll snivel it.
for sports teams we need the “rabid st. bernard’s” and the “creepy clowns”. sports should be more like stephen king.
“Arlen Specter kinda looks like Nixon’s older brother”
I think your right. I met Donald Nixon once, I think he stole my watch, then again, it could have been Spiro Agnew.
Anyonewho Breakdances needs a punch in the Nads!
Here’s some random thoughts……Do you think that with all the earthquakes we’ve had lately that ‘global shaking’ will replace ‘global warming’ as the new cause celeb with the Hollywood/left wing/pc/crowd? Or do you think the emanate dictator of Venezuela is correct when he said we have an earthquake weapon? If we do have one why didn’t we just use it on Iran? Finally, are we just in Haiti for their oil??
It’s hard at Favre’s age, because instead of throwing the ball he just has this urge to yell at all the players, “Get off my lawn!”
Score!
“If the Saints lose in the Super Bowl, everyone in New Orleans will be like, “This is the worst day here ever!””
The Colts are going to rock them like a hurricane. They’ll be like a tide of destruction washing over them, flooding their way to victory. The Saints fans will be drowning their sorrows that night, that’s for sure.
And I don’t even like the Colts.
Yes, I know, I’m going to hell.
I’ve made my own health care plan. It’s 500 pages. I have no idea what’s in it.
FrnakJ is ALMOST ready to represent us in Congress! To be fully ready, you still need to pad that baby with about 1,200 more pages and fill it with all sorts of porkulus spending for your
constituentscontributors, that has nothing whatsoever to do with health care.Which, btw, the uninsured and even the illegals in the country ALREADY get free health care, paid for by the rest of us. Where’s the bennies for us minority bill-payers who are tired of paying the bills for the majority freeloaders? /endrant
Q) Why can’t sound travel thru space? A) Because of an ancient curse, brought about by a pact with the prince of the air. True story.
EyePhones? Wouldn’t EarPhones be more functional?
“Well, young Frank J., in the future, liberals will put the door-to-door encyclopedia salesmen out of work,
by publishing their version of history on a website called Wikkapedia. You’d better choose another line of work, perhaps Engineering.”
A common charactor on TV shows these days is the guy everyone irrationally hates… Glenn Beck!…Rush Limbaugh!…George Booosh!…Dick Cheney!…Oh my!
Ellie Dark, clearly a Raaaaacist! stereotype.
In other news, Brett favre’s wife, Deanna, was arrested for operating a bookie operation out of their Mississipppi home.
If the Hobos were a College team, I would look forward to the Hobos vs. the Lobos.
If the New Orleans Saints lose the Super Bowl, Kanye West will still say George Booosh hates black people…And so does Peyton Manning!
The Saints have never won a game when I watched them play.
I didn’t watch the game yesterday; I was busy in the kitchen, making bratwurst.
Hmmm… Maybe I’ll go see a movie on Superbowl Sunday.
Hey #4 zzyzx
Leave Zephyrhills, Fl alone. I live there. Its a nice place.
Or at the very least spell the name right.
Yo, RAML we all have our crosses to bear.