So I guess Obama tasked the CIA to spy on ice. This is great because it’s not like there is anything more important the CIA should be spying on. You may be saying, “Shouldn’t they be spying on terrorists?” No. That’s a matter for law enforcement. But ice doesn’t fall under our judicial system, so it’s the perfect target for the CIA. Did you know that ice has on numerous occasions collaborated with the Russians? And it’s also liquid water in disguise, but why the disguise? That’s why the CIA is so interested in the ice when it melts: If it’s shedding its disguise, it’s probably up to something.
So before you get all uppity about this, know that if we’d had better ice-spying capabilities in the past, the tragedy of the Titanic would never have happened. That’s one less Celine Dion song.
It troubles me that the CIA is still refusing to develop HUMINT sources amongst the ice. Seals will work with us for a price.
So that’s what got the Titanic…damn terrorists.
Seals doing the hard work , get court martialed.
Ice to Obama: “The more you tighten your grip, the more I slip through your fingers.”
Finally a task up to the intellect of Leon Panetta!
What will Obama do when the CIA captures some terrorist ice? Release it right back to Iceland where it will recruit more America-hating ice, that’s what!
What ice? According to the Goracle it’s all gone! Could this be a ploy to gather polar bear porn?
Ice…the only thing colder then my ex-wife’s heart!
Waste of taxpayer money!!!
Ice is the religion of peace.
WE should, however, check polar bear panties BEFORE they are aloud to fly.
They’ll put Hillary in charge, because there is no chance that excessive coronary thermal emissions will cause further melting when she visits.
Fargin ice-holes.
Do we use Navy seals, or Navy walruses?
With ice such a danger, expect only warm drinks on your flights.
Tommy has the solution: just have Hillary stare at the icecaps. Melting solved.
wait a tminute…didn’t that black professor call all honkeys “the ice people”? Now I get it.
I thought the cold war was over.
Would it be considered torture, for the CIA to use icebreaker ships, in order to rescue ships trapped by the terorizt, Polar Pack Ice?
So terrorists from a religion of 1.5billion people who want to create a global caliphate by overthrowing all the free government of the world and are willing to use children to suicide bomb… They are left to the people who hand out parking and traffic tickets. But Ice, put the M@#$#ckin CIA on it.
B+
Does this ice the CIA is now spying on run around screaming AlGore Ackbar before it melts?
Have you checked the temperature outside lately?
The Ice is coming for us!
I’ll take my terrorists shaken, not stirred!