(I had a business partner who compared everything to a monkey’s ass. That’s tighter than a monkey’s ass. That’s prettier than a monkey’s ass. That’s cheaper than a monkey’s ass. That’s redder than a monkey’s ass. That smells worse than a monkey’s ass. That’s softer than a monkey’s ass. On and on.)
In conclusion, I leave you with a quote from Civil War General Philip Sheridan: “If I owned Texas and Hell both, I’d rent Texas and live in Hell.”
Hotter than Hillary Clinton’s surroundings when she visited Satan to sign her contract. Satan still fuming he was cheated since the soul she offered doesn’t exist.
“It’s so hot I can’t take it anymore…”
“Jump in the car, it’s time to use the 4-40 air system…”
It’s hot as a f**k out here!
Hotter than a wh0re’s a$$!
Holy franks!
Is there gas in the caaaar?
Yes there’s gas in the caaar!
I think the people down the hall know who you are
“Baby, it’s so hot in here I just can’t take it anymore…we need to get nekked asap.”
It’s hotter than a pepper sprout.
Hotter than a monkey’s ass.
(I had a business partner who compared everything to a monkey’s ass. That’s tighter than a monkey’s ass. That’s prettier than a monkey’s ass. That’s cheaper than a monkey’s ass. That’s redder than a monkey’s ass. That smells worse than a monkey’s ass. That’s softer than a monkey’s ass. On and on.)
In conclusion, I leave you with a quote from Civil War General Philip Sheridan: “If I owned Texas and Hell both, I’d rent Texas and live in Hell.”
Harvey, 3/16/10:
Celebrating Rainbow Month, no less!
Is it hot enough for ya’?
Hotter than two rats having sex in a wool sock.
Hotter than a one-armed bureaucrat with a free meal
Hotter than Hillary Clinton’s surroundings when she visited Satan to sign her contract. Satan still fuming he was cheated since the soul she offered doesn’t exist.
My chickens is frying themselves to cool off.
Where I live it really never gets hot enough to complain about the heat.
I’m in Texas and you could fry an egg, with bacon, on top of my car right now if you had to. I just hope I never have to.
Whooo! That is a hundred dollar breeze.
Contrary-wise:
Ugh! Even the wind is hot.