Kraft should consider hiring Dolph Lundgren as a spokesman. Ivan Drago to chicken: “I must Shake ‘N Bake you.”
So Newsweek found out that no, there wasn’t a large segment out there who felt that the media just wasn’t liberal enough.
To show support for illegal immigrants in AZ, Sin City is going to temporarily change its name to “Los Vegas.”
The Arizona law reminds me of how the Nazis used to ask people for their papers, and if they didn’t have them, deport them to Mexico.
Put my “Kiss Me I’m Mexican” button on for Cinco de Mayo, but no one kissed me. Racists!
No amnesty for ill beagles!
Cinco de Mayo is a lot like Kwanzaa in that no one knows what it’s about, but unlike in that people actually celebrate it.
I knew this guy who ran a newsstand and thought America was full of Nazis because everyone was always like, “Show me your papers!”
So who in Arizona is to blame for not anticipating the hysterical overreaction to their new law?
Oh, I’m sure they anticipated it. They just didn’t give a crap.
I find this funny: Despite all the alleged “anger” over the Arizona law, there are something like 13 other states considering an “Arizona like” law of their own.
Huh.
“Show me your papers.” Good one.
A group of Mexicans stole a space shuttle to cross the border and got lost. They are “Los en Space”
So goes Newsweek, so goes msnbc.
Over on the liberal blogs the panicing libbies are worried that setting the oil on fire will start a “firecane” that will consume us all. The stupid, it birns.
“Cinco de Mayo is a lot like Kwanzaa in that no one knows what it’s about, but unlike in that people actually celebrate it.”
Cinco de Mayo, Kawanzaa, St. Patrick’s day, Halloween are all examples of holidays I don’t celebrate. That’s because I don’t celebrate no steenkin’ holidays that don’t get a day off. However, I do make an eception for St. Valentines’ Day because my wife, “she-who-must-be-obeyed”, expects me to celebrate it. I may be crazy but I’m not stupido.
Oh, and one other thing: When did Mexico become a race? When did Muslim become a race? How can I be a racist, if I only hate someone because of their religion, and from where they came? Besides, aren’t we all members of the human race? Wouldn’t the correct term for what I am supposed to be culturist? I’m supposed to hate people because of their culture, therefore, I’m a culturist, not a racist. Right? Anyone?
And another thing…
Whenever anyone says anything negative about illegal aliens or muslim extremists they are labled as hating all Mexicans and all muslims. But some people say bad things about American all the time and are never labled anti-American or as hating Americans in general. Take our current president for example….
DamnCat, it’s about liberals not being able to argue an issue intelligently. It’s all about feelings and emotion, not logic. That’s why they quickly trot out all the old well worn accusations to end the debate so they can’t exposed as the dumb ignorant fools they are.
That’s why it’s best to just rear back and punch them in their ugly baboon faces.
Ahh…”debate by other means” as it were. Sage advice. Thanks PI!
If your country turns a victory over the French into a national holiday then you have some serious self esteem issues.
“Las Vegas” is already Spanish… “Los Vegas” would also be Spanish, but it’d be like Spanish ebonics.
Boy, am I beat! Had to be up at dawn to get the wifey down to the ‘seis de mayo after holiday sales’. The crowds were like, uh…OK, so there were no crowds. Mama just wanted to spend a buncha’ money.
@9 Awsometific
Score!!
RACIST!
I thought there had been a understanding reached when it came to the subject of …. those…… nasty ill beagles? They scare me more than Evul Monkeys & Hippies combined… therefore I must punch them double in the face.
I have idea! Lets have a “bring your Birth Certificate to work” day! And if you’re a citizen you get a little sticker that says…”I’m a Citizen & Employed ” if not you get one that says UNEMPLOYED.
Good to see you getting fired up for this fight…finally.
The ideological Cold War has now moved to a conservative new media vs old media. Just like last time there is all kinds of “useful idiots” on our side who choose to ignore every reality and convince themselves they are the brave compassionate ones. I can at least take some comfort that as New Rome collapses in our generation or the next these unarmed hippies will be the first to fall to the new Mongolian hordes.
I told you so really failed to satisfy, just like it would have if that New York bomb car bomb had succeeded.
DamnCat: I thought you were doing a Rodney Dangerfield impression in #6: “Take our current president… Please.”
That would be a Henny Youngman impression. A Rodney impression would be more like…
“Last week I met President Obama. Yeah, he gave me a t-shirt with a cartoon of Mohamed on it.”
“So Newsweek found out that no, there wasn’t a large segment out there who felt that the media just wasn’t liberal enough.”
I think if you’ve got a product that loses lots of money because no one wants to buy it, and then you can’t even find a buyer for your company, you’ve clearly got your finger on the pulse of society…don’t change a thing!
One can only hope that Time joins Newsweek on it’s trip to the bottom of the ocean.
Arizona should have run that new law by C@ntessa Brewer, she is truly frustrated at raaaaacists