I keep thinking the chickens next door are mocking me, but I guess that’s the sound they always make.
Did anyone ever release the Kraken? I thought I told someone to do that, but I could be mistaken.
So whose idea was it that the nation should be primarily run by lawyers, because that was a stupid idea.
If I made a list of occupations of people best suited to run a nation, I doubt lawyers would even be in my top 100.
Next Constitution, we should really think ahead of time, “Is this just going to lead to lawyers being in charge of everything?”
Saw someone get a Doctorate of Philosophy in Computer and Electrical Engineering. Would not want to be the one to flip the power on one of the circuits he designed.
I’m all confused; is the reason Nazis are considered so evil is because they kept deporting Jews who snuck into their country?
You do well to please God – unless you like your current name, as God has a habit of changing the names of people who please Him.
The squishes in the Republican Party seem to be becoming unhinged.
Now I’ll never find out what Dio meant when he said I could see the tiger’s stripes but knew he was clean.
If Arizona started randomly executing Hispanics, their opponents couldn’t actually up their rhetoric condemning Arizona from where it already is.
Lawyers
-What is it with Liberals and their political discourse being the “Epi-Tome of Hyper-Bowl”? Fortunately their movement top to bottom cares nothing about cognitive dissonance or cognitive function at all.
-Rockstars “Red Dead Redemption” is awesome cowboy shoo-tie bang bang fun! Hunting lassoing all a very good time. It reminds me we need more Cowboys for president. (The real ones not the pansies in suits that Europeans think are Cowboys)
We could just handicap them by saying that any lawyer who runs for public office gets his vote count reduced by 25%.
Or we could handicap them by breaking their legs. Either way.
Speaking of Nancy Pelosi…has anyone ever seen her and celebrity attorney, Gloria Allred in the same room at the same time? Just sayin’…
John Adams is going to be ticked when he finds out who we made President.
I would love to see your list of the top 100 (ok, not necessarily a full 100) professions that should be running the country.
Every time a plumber bends over he releases the Cracken.
II’d be afraid to let a Doctorate of Philosophy in Computer and Electrical Engineering screw in a light bulb.
The Nazi’s made the Jews show their papers, and gave them free room, food stamps, healthcare, education, and jobs without requiring them to pay taxes, I guess.
God my change your name, but I’ll bet it will be a better name.
Next Constitution, how about building in a heat ray or something for when it gets violated, we don’t all have to stand around with our jaws on the floor wondering how the heck they (lawyers, whoever) get away with twisting those simple words to mean something completely opposite what they obviously mean.
I mean, like if an illegal alien runs for president, for example, something should happen. The Constitution can’t just leave it up to some interested citizen to take it to the high court (who then tells him he’s not eligible to ask the question- why, is he an illegal alien or something? How does ANY citizen not have “standing” to ask for the stinkin President’s qualifications?)
Tell you what, I’d be okay with just taking the old Constitution and trying again to make a country that would use that for it’s government. Somebody should try that some day, I bet it would work pretty good if they used that one.
I dunno. I see a need here.
A philosopher computer engineer would be able to explain to me why “lifeless” computer code sometimes makes my head ‘splode when it doesn’t work as planned. (Let he who has not flipped off his monitor cast the first stone.)
Also, philosopher computer engineer would be able to placate me by splaining how there is (probably) one alternate universe in which my code actually works. This would help my self esteem.
“I’m all confused; is the reason Nazis are considered so evil is because they kept deporting Jews who snuck into their country?”
No, the Nazis weren’t as evil as we are. The Nazis were much more merciful with their gas death chambers, that today would certainly be enthusiastically endorsed by two liberal icons, Dr. Kevorkian and Planned Parenthood. And, of course, if in the event anyone managed to survive the gas chamber, Sen. Obama(D) from Illinois would sign legislation saying they should be denied medical treatment and allowed to die.
If you have to ask…
Sometimes chickens just act like the bird brains they are and when they lock onto a target it’s difficult to redirect their angst. I grew up on a farm and I’ve seen them in action, although I’ve never really felt like they were targeting me personally. Could it be that you’re feeling a little hyper-sensitive now that you and SarahK are pregnant?
“If I made a list of occupations of people best suited to run a nation, I doubt lawyers would even be in my top 100.”
Actually, I think lawyers should be automatically disqualified to run for office. Automatically in that if they announce they’re running for office, you unload on them with fully automatic weapons. Trust me, after that all they’ll be doing is running. For their lives.
I keep thinking the chickens next door are mocking me,
its not the chickens Frank.
The squishes in the Republican Party seem to be becoming unhinged.
That explains the explosions lately!
“I keep thinking the chickens next door are mocking me, but I guess that’s the sound they always make.”
I had the same problem. However, those chickens were also mocking the guy who owned them, so we both got together and had us a mocking chicken BBQ and ate them with a nice potato salad our wives made. They ain’t mocking nobody now!
Good News, everyone! As it turns out, the chickens aren’t mocking Frank or Proud Infidel! Apparently, the chickens have been mocking Charlie Crist!
http://www.hyscience.com/archives/2010/05/chickens_alread.php
So everyone just stand down. This is a good thing.
What? The chickens were mocking Charlie Crist? That explains a lot. Oh well. We ate them, so they won’t mocking him no more!
Mocking chicken tastes purty dang good in BBQ sauce though.
Oh, good. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who does that when coding. Such a display is usually accompanied by a tirade worthy of a sailor or mule-skinner as well.
The main problem with lawyers is that they “practice” law (and probably everything else they do). They shouldn’t be allowed out in public until they complete their practicing and know how to do whatever the heck they’re doing.
Make them work for free. (No paycheck, no benefits, no pension, no perks.)
That should clear the field.
-All these comparisons of Arizona’s law to Nazi Germany has me thinking illegals probably think Godwin’s law is also racist.
-It’s interesting that opponents to the law keep forgetting that communists are also fond of asking people for their papers…or perhaps they realize how awkward it would be to make the comparison to communism while wearing their Che Guevara T-shirt.
Anybody else old enough to remember “Newton Crosby, PhD“?
Well, on a sufficiently dirty tiger, you wouldn’t see the stripes any more. If you do see the stripes, you know he(or she?) is insufficiently dirty to obscure the stripes. So what is the “but” doing in there? I think Dio got caught at some point saying none of the lyrics mean anything.
Kraken?
Ah CRAP!
I thought you said “Kagan”.