I know I’m a little behind the curve, but I recently got one of those new touch devices. I got an iPad. Lots of people have had an iPhone or an iPod Touch, but this is my first device of this type. And I like it. And, I’m discovering all the different apps that are available.
Like Angry Birds.
Like I said, I’m way behind the curve on this, and I know it. But it’s a fun game.
In fact, the only game I can think of that could be more fun is one based on Angry Birds.
Here’s the premise: You and others like you are angry because a bunch of horrible creatures have taken your stuff. So, you and the others go to get your stuff back, removing the horrible creatures in the process.
Sounds a lot like Angry Birds, doesn’t it?
Only this game, anyone can play. You don’t need an iPhone, an iPod Touch, an iPad, a BlackBerry, a Droid, or anything like that.
All you need is a ballot. The game is available November 2.
I always thought that game should be called jihad birds. They commit suicide and some of them even explode! Tell me the black bomb bird doesn’t look like the Mohammed cartoon? hmm???
[But the birds aren’t trying to force anything on you. They just want their stuff back.
Big difference. – B.]
That’s a great game. Thankfully, it doesn’t make you start over once you miss killing all the pigs. Lol
Do we get power ups? One every time Pelosi opens her mouth? One for every new (unpopular as always) initiative that Obama proposes? How about bonus points for every racist remark that Reid makes?
My favorite game is the “Fox News Game”. The rules are simple. Sneak up behind a liberal and shout “FOX NEWS!!!” as loud as you can. You get a point for every 6 inches they jump off the ground. If they hit the ceiling, you get 10 bonus points, 5 additional if they fall face first onto the ground.
So Basil, say we get rid of the “horrible creatures” and replace them with slightly less than horrible creatures. We still won’t get our stuff back until those slightly less than horrible creatures take a meat axe to all the bills passed by the other horrible creatures and the horrible ones before them. I’m not holding my breath about getting my stuff back any time soon. About all the slightly less than horrible creatures can do is politically strangle that horrible man occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
[Oh, in that new game, if we don’t get our stuff back, version 1.5 comes out in March 2012, with 2.0 due that November. -B.]
I suppose that liberals will take the place of pigs in this new game, but it would be hilarious to listen to Pelosi or Hillary scream as they were flung from a giant slingshot.
Basil, this new game of yours sounds like it was invented just for Basil’s Bizarro World.