Obama: “These first couple years I was just fooling around, but now I’m totally serious.”
So when are we going to admit to ourselves that Obama is never going to figure out this “being a leader” thing?
So he’s dug to where he’s hit bedrock and hopefully can’t dig any further, and he wants credit for “stabilizing”?
Obama says that if we don’t let him raise taxes, he’ll pee on us.
I don’t watch Obama speeches because it always involves a lot of him talking. I just don’t get the point.
If John Wayne hadn’t died from getting hit with an atomic bomb, he would have sorted everything out by now.
Is The Five that new superhero show on SyFy?
Ah, The Conqueror. Wayne looks like a bad Charles Bronson impersonator in that movie.
You never know…that may be exactly what Temujin, later called Genghis Khan, looked like.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t like eating pees.
If that was fooling around, I shudder to think what damage a serious effort will produce.
That’s how I picture teh Genghis. Either as John Wayne or sometimes Ricardo Montalban.
At least he didn’t say, “Eat every carrot and pea on your plate.”
Obama lines removed from the first draft of his speech:
“If we don’t raise taxes you’re grounded.”
“If we don’t raise the debt ceiling you won’t grow up big and strong like Michelle.”
“Why should we raise the debt ceiling? Because I said so! That’s why.”
“They say other countries are cutting back. So if other countries jumped off a cliff you’d follow them?”
“Don’t make me stop this government!”
“Stop compaining about the debt or I’ll send you all to your rooms!”
Another Obama line removed from the first draft of his speech:
“No soup for you!”
Two and a half years ago.
I like “Don’t make me stop this government” I picture him saying it while he reaches back between the seats and slaps his arm around.
Wait… it all makes sense now. Obama plays Minecraft and thinks that all the valuables are found near bedrock in real life as well as in the game.
While it may be true that he can’t dig any further, that won’t stop him from breaking the shovel, pickaxe, sledge, drill and a spoon as he tries to dig deeper.
Is The Five that new superhero show on SyFy?
The Five is actually a group of nineteenth-century Russian composers, who worked in St. Petersburg. The members were:
Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov, noted for composing “Scheherezade”
Alexander Borodin, noted for composing music that was later turned into the songs from Kismet (“Stranger in Paradise”, “This Is My Beloved”, etc.)
Modest Moussorgsky, noted for composing “Pictures at an Exhibition” and “Night on Bald Mountain” (for which Walt Disney was grateful, or at least should have been), and also for being a hopeless drunk
Mily Balakirev, noted for being well-thought of by professors of music
Cesar Cui, noted for being one of The Five
It is sad to see the U. S. President so petulant. Does he intend to turn off Dora the Explorer and send us to our bedrooms? Michelle has already taken away dessert.
“Nothing can bring you pea but yourself.” Emerson
“Pea if possible, truth at all costs.” Luther
“Pea is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.” Custer
I think he is looking for the portal to the Nether, obviously trying to escape.
Looks like we found his inspiration for the high speed rail idea, someone’s been playing with booster clitches.
So, if Obama thinks he lives in Minecraft world… does he think the first 4 years is just the Beta?