I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn’t my fault. I swear to god!
Made a big mistake during the whole month of June … ignored the rainbow flag wavers at our own peril, and now nothing “straight” ends up getting done. D’oh!!
You went to the Trump 4th of July Bash…got way too drunk….then got punched out by an Antifa Protestor on your way out.
The emu ate my homework
Adjustment for Earth curvature
Trump
I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn’t my fault. I swear to god!
Sometimes the 4th of July is just so great it takes more than one day to celebrate.
Interns got your tongue?
Made a big mistake during the whole month of June … ignored the rainbow flag wavers at our own peril, and now nothing “straight” ends up getting done. D’oh!!
You ran into the Yak, and it held a grudge.
You found a sheleighly and have been seeking it’s owner.
An incorrect understanding of “independence” that doesn’t include “duty”, “honor” and “faithfulness “…
They don’t release prisoners from county jail on bond early enough on Monday mornings after a holiday…