Straight Line of the Day: France Has Relaxed Its Cheese-Making Rules. For Instance: … Posted by Oppo on 1 September 2026, 12:00 pm France relaxes strict cheese-making rules after prolonged droughtbbc.com | 08/27/2026 | Hugh Schofield
No need to go “hoh hoh hoh” all day long while dropping cigarette ash in the cheese. 2 Reply to this comment
No one was expecting some type of Spanish Inquisition though just to get a block of Cantal, Bleu d’Auvergne, Fourme d’Ambert, Bleu du Vercors-Sassenage, Reblochonor, or the goat cheese Rocamadour. 1 Reply to this comment
Offering new types of cheese to reflect their new, inclusive culture: Gaza De-Brie Hezbolla Dis-membert Houthi Mort-bier Islamic Jihad Comte -for-you 5 Reply to this comment
It is not “if” it is how quickly it will sink to such levels. Water, seeking lowest level, etc. 1 Reply to this comment
All cheese will be AMERICAN cheese from now on. Thank You for your attetion to this matter ~~ DJT 3 Reply to this comment
Now legal to remove the head of a Packers Cheesehead along with the cheesehead. Maitre d’ and waitstaff B.O. now counts toward quality of stinky cheeses. Sneaking in to Muslim brothels to milk goats is now acceptable during Ramadan. 2 Reply to this comment
“Sneaking in to Muslim brothels to milk goats is now acceptable during Ramadan.” But only the male goats 1 Reply to this comment
They need to tighten up their cheese-cutting rules
No need to go “hoh hoh hoh” all day long while dropping cigarette ash in the cheese.
No one was expecting some type of Spanish Inquisition though just to get a block of Cantal, Bleu d’Auvergne, Fourme d’Ambert, Bleu du Vercors-Sassenage, Reblochonor, or the goat cheese Rocamadour.
I tried to say that but I choked on my own phlegm in the process
Offering new types of cheese to reflect their new, inclusive culture:
Gaza De-Brie
Hezbolla Dis-membert
Houthi Mort-bier
Islamic Jihad Comte -for-you
“Where iz your Gouda now?”
A little ~~~ for those cheeses.
One no longer has to remove one’s socks before making the sale.
As long as the cheese passes the halal certification, it’s good to go.
Speaking of cutting the cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H5UEzbHVUg
And that’s why people get divorced…the Irreconcilable Flatulence Clause.
Had no idea an IMAO discussion about cheese could sink to this level. 😱
Please. You had to.
It is not “if” it is how quickly it will sink to such levels. Water, seeking lowest level, etc.
All cheese will be AMERICAN cheese from now on. Thank You for your attetion to this matter ~~ DJT
Now legal to remove the head of a Packers Cheesehead along with the cheesehead.
Maitre d’ and waitstaff B.O. now counts toward quality of stinky cheeses.
Sneaking in to Muslim brothels to milk goats is now acceptable during Ramadan.
“Sneaking in to Muslim brothels to milk goats is now acceptable during Ramadan.”
But only the male goats
Cheeseheads, huh? How about removing cheese bikinis?
The cheese-eating surrender monkeys have surrendered to cheese.