Link of the Day: “Get Out of Global Warming Free” Card

[High Praise! to seanmahair]

A Tennessee Fireman’s Solution to Climate Change

The interesting thing about this otherwise-typical liberal screed is that he wants to cut a deal with the degenerate deniers of the TRUTH! of impending climate apocalypse:

We know who the active denialists are – not the people who buy the lies, mind you, but the people who create the lies. Let’s start keeping track of them now, and when the famines come, let’s make them pay. Let’s let their houses burn until the innocent are rescued. Let’s swap their safe land for submerged islands. Let’s force them to bear the cost of rising food prices.

Man, I’d take that deal any day, since the threat of flying pigs ruining the paintjobs on our SUV’s with airborne fecal attacks is far more likely than any of this radical environmentalist bushwah.

In exchange, all I ask is that they stuff a cork in their damnable global warming propaganda-holes.

10 Comments

  1. Anyone read Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury published in 1953. This a partial plot overview;

    “Guy Montag is a fireman who burns books in a futuristic American city. In Montag’s world, firemen start fires rather than putting them out. The people in this society do not read books, enjoy nature, spend time by themselves, think independently, or have meaningful conversations. Instead, they drive very fast, watch excessive amounts of television on wall-size sets, and listen to the radio on “Seashell Radio” sets attached to their ears.”

    I thought the reason we they made us read these books is so we wouldn’t make the same mistakes. I now see the reason we had to read these books is that they were a primer for radicalization. After all all pigs are equal, it’s just that some pigs are more equal than others. Isn’t that right Mr. Obama.

  2. It looks like they only want to go after the high profile people that deny “climate change.” That’s too bad, I’d like to see a bunch of hippies try to burn my house down, it would be like a zombie hoard but without needing a headshot to take them out.

  3. I agree with one of the people responding at the linked article…. what, exactly, is the author doing to ‘Save the Earth’ beyond looking for someone to blame that isn’t themselves. I am sure the author submitted that article to the internets using a laptop powered by coconuts and some bamboo. And lives in a house that isn’t connected to ‘the grid.’

  4. These Leftist Eco-Commies really DO think they have God-like powers and can even control the forces of Nature as long as we ignorant peons mind our places and let them exercise the POWER.
    We can either have THEM or we can continue to live in peace and freedom, the two can not co-exist.
    It’s an ugly and difficult choice.
    How much Freedom are we willing to loose before we make up our minds?

    To #3 – Jimmy, No, we need to use the clubs and pokers on the Obama voters. Reasoning just does not work.

  5. “Let’s let their houses burn”

    Funny how libs think (or don’t). When someone says anything they disagree with politically, they insist that person should be fired from whatever job they hold, no matter how irrelevant their statement was to their occupation. Yet, here’s a fireman (a public employee) who is actively calling for fellow-firemen to join him in letting people’s houses burn that disagree with his personal politics.

    Umm…and he’s still employed?

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