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  1. The difference between Caitlyn and Bruce? ‘Bout this much, so why such a big deal?

    Not true at all, Sir. I’ve got this much to go before my eyes start to turn brown.

    Yeah, Bill would be the perfect lover if that stayed the same but he was this tall.

    Hey Rocky. Watch me pull an unviable tissue mass out of my womb.

    A little goes a long way, so I asked Barry to leave me this much of the Constitution to trample.

  2. “I have no more than this in the way of ethics.”

    ” ‘Rules For Radicals’ is about this thick.”

    “This is pretty much my likeability factor.”

    “When I’m president, Chelsea has this much chance of being named ambassador to Benghazi.”

    “I only cast this much of a shadow.”

    “You’re exaggerating. My contract with Satan is only this thick. Obama’s contract is much larger.”

    “Bill and I only had this much money when we left the White House. So we stole stuff.”

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