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Archive of entries posted on 25th August 2015
Not the Help They Need
Instead of prosecuting them, the FBI is now referring some potential terror suspects to counseling
Why? They already found their inner child. They put a bomb vest on him.
Even More Than What He Did for Jimmy Carter
Link of the Day: The Heck With Dark & Gritty Reboots, I’m Just Going to Watch Cinderella Again
[High Praise! to Cracked]
10 Gritty Reboots We Can’t Stop Hollywood From Making
And seriously, go see Cinderella. It’s just a nice story, with no hip commentary about modern society. It’s like breathing pure oxygen.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Not As Grand, But Still Old Party
A Democrat Party chairman demanded more than the 6 debates scheduled by the DNC, saying “we need some action on our side”.
Not TOO much action, though. Someone might break a hip.
Obama Warned Us – Pursuing Peace
“It is surely the pursuit of peace that is most needed in this world so full of strife.” – President Obama #IranDeal
“Or maybe it’s nuclear weapons in the hands of Iranians? It is surely one of those two.”
Straight Line of the Day: The One Thing That Would Make Joe Biden Decide to Run for President…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The one thing that would make Joe Biden decide to run for President…
Rumor Has It
A Chinese TV star will face “severe punishment” after a video of him insulting Mao Zedong went viral.
He’s lucky. I’ve been told some videos can actually get people killed.