Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The one thing that would make Joe Biden decide to run for President…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The one thing that would make Joe Biden decide to run for President…
…he can get some time off to campaign.
…if Chuck Graham will stand up.
…if Don Trump gets hair plugs.
…pudding!
The one thing that would make Joe Biden decide to run for President…
if he only had a brain…
Magic 8 ball concurrence.
Simon sez…
The one thing that would make Joe Biden decide to run for President…
If Neil Kinnock decided to first.
The one thing that would make Joe Biden decide to run for President…
if new hair plugs were covered under the President’s health insurance.
…if Don Trump gets him a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.
…would be if all future summits were beer summits.
… would be the threat of Republicans seizing his sailboat and putting his yawl back in chains.
…If he can get the coveted Clint Eastwood endorsement.
…a bribe of a few Anonymiss Cookies.
…bacon.
This is serious….
The one thing that would make Biden decide to run is if he was already president. As in Obama is not…for whatever reason…
…would be if Hillary would lend him her copy of “Campaigning for Dummies”.
SQUIRRELS!
The one thing that would make Joe Biden decide to run for President…
…Obama is the US Constitution. Since you can serve two four year terms.
…of the checkers club would be to first to learn how to play checkers.
The one thing that would make Joe Biden decide to run for President…
… a carrot on a stick.
…the assurance that John Kerry and Al Gore would stay out of it.
…would be the opportunity to take two shotgun blasts off of the Truman Balcony.
…is the opportunity to finally play pickup in the Rose Garden with the Presidential Football.
The one thing that would make Joe Biden decide to run for President…
… if he found out the daily briefing comes with Crayolas.
… knowing he can’t possibly pick a stupider VP than his predecessor.
… is if he sees in the night sky the Bats*** Signal.
… is the thought that, as leader, he could finally wear those leaderhosen he got.
… is if he gets curious as to what the inside of the Oval Office looks like: Obama told him only presidents are allowed in there.
The One Thing That Would Make Joe Biden Decide to Run for President…
… would be some kind of gaffe preventing device, but that hasn’t been invented yet.
…is if he gets to pop all the campaign balloons at the convention.
…is a religious experience, like having a conversation with a burning Bush.
…the chance to speak without Michelle Obama smacking him with a rolled up newspaper.
…his clown shoes and grease paint makeup would barely be noticeable if Trump is his opponent.
…the thought of Bill Clinton sobbing, on his knees, begging for him to not pardon Hillary.