If I could talk to these animals, play Imagine while
Throwing bricks and bottles in the street
Imagine meeting with the beaters, cheating with the cheaters
Going all-in on Alinsky.
If we could talk to these animals, learn their languages
Maybe earn a minimal degree
I’d speak entitled and illegal, pro-marriage to a beagle,
Alligator, guinea pig, and flea
. I would rehearse the polar bear game nightly
. And I would curse in fluent liberal-speak
. If people ask me, “Can you spot a Nazi?”
. I’d say, “They’re Stasi. This week.”
If I conferred with our fury friends, man to animal
Think of the amazing repartee
If I could walk with these animals, talk with these animals
Grunt and squeak and squawk with these animals
And they could simply talk to me.
So is it now open season for sucker punching hippies?
If I could talk to these animals, play Imagine while
Throwing bricks and bottles in the street
Imagine meeting with the beaters, cheating with the cheaters
Going all-in on Alinsky.
If we could talk to these animals, learn their languages
Maybe earn a minimal degree
I’d speak entitled and illegal, pro-marriage to a beagle,
Alligator, guinea pig, and flea
. I would rehearse the polar bear game nightly
. And I would curse in fluent liberal-speak
. If people ask me, “Can you spot a Nazi?”
. I’d say, “They’re Stasi. This week.”
If I conferred with our fury friends, man to animal
Think of the amazing repartee
If I could walk with these animals, talk with these animals
Grunt and squeak and squawk with these animals
And they could simply talk to me.
Is the Pushme Pullyou named Multiculty?