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Rumors are flying that NBC wants to become “the next Fox News” after poaching cable stars Greta Van Susteren and Megyn Kelly from the network.
Sure… and having more feathers would turn penguins into eagles.
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In Virginia, a 19-month-old red panda escaped from a zoo in Norfolk and has eluded capture for two weeks.
I’ve seen enough action movies to know that he’ll eventually show back up at the zoo with a bandana and a machine gun.