Caution: May Be Bitter About Being Passed Over for the Role of Rocket Raccoon

In Virginia, a 19-month-old red panda escaped from a zoo in Norfolk and has eluded capture for two weeks.

I’ve seen enough action movies to know that he’ll eventually show back up at the zoo with a bandana and a machine gun.

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