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Archive of entries posted on 13th February 2017

The Illustrated Frank J: Also, Lose the Sunglasses, Snowflake. This Ain’t “The Matrix”

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 4 Comments

Nothing Can Shake a Liberal’s Bedrock Principles

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 8:00 pm

The student-run paper of UC Berkeley ran five op-eds defending the riots on campus, arguing that violence was an acceptable response to a speech from Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos.

Which I’m sure they’ll run again after ProMilos come and smash their presses and firebomb their office.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Just Once Could Liberals Be Consistent?

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Link of the Day: Satire – President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Real News Right Now]

President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

It’s the Bees’ Own Fault for Demanding $15 an Hour

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 4:00 pm

Scientists in Japan say they’ve managed to give tiny drones the ability to pollenate flowers, just like bees.

My prediction: the “Bee Movie” sequel will also be a “Terminator” prequel.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Straight Line of the Day: What Will Mexico Do With All the Illegals That Trump Sends Back?

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What will Mexico do with all the illegals that Trump sends back?

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 22 Comments

I Just Hope This Doesn’t Mean We’ll Be Letting the Irish Back In, Too

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 8:00 am

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has struck down President Trump’s temporary 7-nation travel ban.

So… which violent protest did they cite in their decision?

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

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