22 Comments

  1. Work on carteleportation.

    Ask ICE if they offer a Señor discount. If they say “yes,” run past them.

    If confronted, tell them you were just waltzing my tilde. Don’t let them be diacritical.

    Send Mexicans back to the border in small groups as the Three Amigos. Everyone will get a laugh.

    See if there are any Pedrophiles in Washington.

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