Everybody’s experienced it. Well, everyone that wears big boy shoes.
You spend the time tying your shoelaces, making sure they’re good and secure, but later in the day, there you are looking like some four-year-old or a rapper walking around with your shoelaces undone.
Why? Why does this happen? Well, now we know.
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Is that why they wear Birkenstocks in Berserkeley?
Shoes untied. Brains unhinged. Commonalty? Berkeley, California.
Then they shoot pepper spray on them.
Now that’s what I call some deep thinkin’ and scientificy research! I didn’t know UC Berkely had a middle school.
Did they have to use the creepy toe shoes?
… inDockersnation?
Why didn’t the left foot come untied under the same conditions?
But the more important question is, why do cords tangle and knot themselves in the drawer?
Scientists think this will help… something… DNA? DNA. Yea, DNA.
More funding please.