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Trump Expresses Willingness To ‘Sacrifice Canada’ In Potential War With North Korea
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Come on, honestly, would anyone really miss it?
I suppose we could keep it as kind of a mythical place, like Camelot or Atlantis. That way in 2020, when Trump gets reelected, Lena Dunham &co. can still say they’re moving to “Canada” and it would be just as believable.
CANADIANS
Racial Characteristics:
Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he’s dressed to go outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. It is thought to resemble a sort of arctic Nebraska. It’s reported that Canadians keep pet French people. If true, this is their only interesting trait. At any rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any European has ever been able to do. ~ PJ O’Rourke 1976
Tee hee. You know they pay people to come up with this kind of nonsense. Where can I get a job like that but not have to have any contact with “journalists” or urninalists?