I Have a Smartwatch Because I’m Too Lazy to Pull My Phone Out of My Pocket!

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Full disclosure: I own and wear a watch every day. It tells me the time at a glance. I’ve worn one since I was 12. There’s nothing wrong with wearing a timepiece.

However, I find the very notion of a “smart watch” repugnant. If what you need to do is not important enough to pull your phone out of your pocket, that means it’s trivial, and doesn’t need to be done at all.