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Archive of entries posted on 26th May 2017

Friday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 26 May 2017, 9:00 pm

It’s Friday night, and the work week has ended.

I hope your week ending wasn’t a weak ending. I hope it was a great ending to the week.

Speaking of great endings…

[The YouTube]

It’s Friday Night Open Thread. You pick the topics. You control the conversation.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread | 13 Comments

Although MOABs Are More Photogenic

Posted by Harvey on 26 May 2017, 8:00 pm

Now on the battlefield: tiny drones that fit in a soldier’s uniform that they can launch from the palm of their hand.

Interesting… every terrorist’s last thought will now be “awwwww… that’s so cute!”

Filed under One-Shots | Comment

Every Social Justice Warrior Cause (Metaphorically Speaking)

Posted by Harvey on 26 May 2017, 7:00 pm

[Save The Starfish] (Viewer #308,155)

Any starfish not hearty enough to survive until the tide rolls back in must die for the greater good of the starfish gene pool.

Filed under Videos | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: Satire – Trump ‘Thankful’ For Russia’s Support In Inevitable War With Canada

Posted by Harvey on 26 May 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Burrard Street Journal

Trump ‘Thankful’ For Russia’s Support In Inevitable War With Canada

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Possibly Buried Under a Fallen Stack of Old Newspapers

Posted by Harvey on 26 May 2017, 4:00 pm

A new survey shows that 42% of Americans won’t date someone with bad credit.

So basically anyone working for the federal government will die alone, surrounded by cats.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Urban Legendary

Posted by Harvey on 26 May 2017, 2:00 pm

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

The caption is wildly inaccurate, but the picture’s real, so it’s still pretty cool.

Filed under Funny Pictures | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows That, While President, Obama Spied on Americans Using…

Posted by Harvey on 26 May 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new report shows that, while President, Obama spied on Americans using…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 19 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: I’m Leaning Toward “Not At All,” But Social Proof Says Otherwise

Posted by Harvey on 26 May 2017, 10:00 am

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 4 Comments

And Amazon Could Get It There in Two Days for Free!

Posted by Harvey on 26 May 2017, 8:00 am

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos said he is already planning to have his space company, Blue Origin, build a city on the moon.

Say… we’ve got a great idea for building everyone’s basement at once…

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Cartoon of the Day – Scoop

Posted by Basil on 26 May 2017, 7:00 am


[A. F. Branco]

Having worked in news, I’m embarrassed by the way so-called news reporters act. Check that. I’m not embarrassed, I’m angry.

Filed under Funny Pictures | Tagged Cartoons | 1 Comment

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