Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows That, While President, Obama Spied on Americans Using…

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A new report shows that, while President, Obama spied on Americans using…

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  1. A new report shows that, while President, Obama spied on Americans using…

    given Obama’s obviously limited mental capacity, he probably suggested using two orange juice cans attached by a piece of string

  2. A new report shows that, while President, Obama spied on Americans using…

    the brand new onoff method. Basically the legality of doing it was turned on when used by a Democrat and turned off when used by a Republican. Many versions of this product exist in many fields for many various uses.

  3. A new report shows that, while President, Obama spied on Americans using…

    …typical white people.

    …a pen and a phone.

    I have a feeling the while President part doesn’t matter, he’s still doing it.
    Someone needs to serve him some very under cooked dog.

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