Hey, the week is half way over!
Sweet!
Speaking of which…
SHAMELESS PLUG WARNING
I like sweet tea. Even when it’s unsweet tea. Or so I wrote at my little blog.
You know what else is sweet? It’s time for Wednesday Night Open Thread. Which means you pick the topic. Write about whatever you like. It’s your turn to drive the conversation.
Who wants to start?
Now trending: dog TV that aims to keep your canine amused while you’re not home.
Nah. That’s why I have garbage cans… apparently.
[MEGA Vortex Funnel Marble Run (part 1, 1200 rainbow marbles) ASMR] (Viewer #188,368)
The first segment starts out at 50% speed, and I find it beautiful and soothing. The second segment is full speed, and it’s just not as nice. Toward the end, the glow-in-the-dark marbles are interesting since you can only see moving lights and have no idea why they’re moving the way they are.
[High Praise! to The Burrard Street Journal
Trump Proposes Washington DC Be Renamed To A ‘More Current’ President
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Oops! Just released – footage of a Palestinian hunger strike leader eating cookies.
Probably just trying to get into Yale
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump wants $3.6 trillion in spending cuts. The first thing to go…
In Saudi Arabia, President Trump warned those choosing terrorism, “your life will be empty, your life will be brief, and your soul will be condemned”.
Weird… isn’t that the same thing he said to the Republicans who voted against the border wall?
For fun, I’d sometimes Sonny Bunch the kids and argue Team Rocket are really the good guys. Made my daughter so mad that wife made me stop.
The Trump presidency has become so exhausting. Can you believe we have well over seven more years of this?
Rompers are now the de facto uniform of the #RESISTANCE
Both Trump and Hillary were treated horribly during the election.
That’s not to say they were treated unfairly, though.
Trump’s agenda is constantly being undermined by the deep state, the secret, underwater government led by Aquaman.
“This is just like from the Handmaiden’s Tale when Bob Handmaiden fought Dumbledore!” -modern political commentary
I’m at the “I’m sorry I made fun of Jeb” stage.
My sources are telling me that what the FBI found so exonerates Trump that he’s going to be reverse-impeached and serve two extra years.
I pretended to be Supreme Court Justice and hung out in their cafeteria and heard they’ve obtained the dark orb that nullifies pardon power.
Only hope I had of Trump presidency is that he might lose his temper and bite someone like the Saudi King in the face.
I want a president who’d chuck the Saudis’ stupid medal in their faces and say, “We don’t need you! We’ll make our own oil using SCIENCE!”
We keep saying “Read another book!” when people make Harry Potter political references, but are we sure they didn’t just watch the movie?
Why didn’t Saruman just show up in person?
Finally, making a Harry Potter political reference would actually be appropriate.
You just can’t visit Saudi Arabia and have any dignity, can you?
Every breaking story for this next week better be orb related.
What if the Dow skyrockets tomorrow? We’d have to assume it’s because of the power of the orb. TRUMP MUST STEAL THE ORB!
Will people stop doubting Trump now? Any lesser president would have been destroyed by the orb.
Remember when Obama refused to touch the orb because he feared the darkness inside? But Trump embraced the darkness. He is stronger now.
Don’t take any of this as an endorsement of the orb’s dark power; I’m just trying to analyze the political ramifications.
I would rank Trump’s “I shall control the orb; it shall not control me” speech as his most presidential so far.
It was weird how at Norte Dame Pence screamed “TRUMP HAS DOOMED US BY TOUCHING THE ORB!” and the students were right to walk out on him.
People are calling Trump a hypocrite using his old tweets about how no one should ever touch the orb, but you have to understand the context.
CNN is reporting that staring into the orb has driven Trump mad. This is more fake news.
Some are saying that Trump’s vow to destroy all who question the orb is unconstitutional. If so, our Constitution should be disregarded.
The Constitution was written by weak-willed fools who doubted the power of the orb. They are dead now. But the orb lives.
Ranks ranked:
5. Colonel
4. Admiral
3. Commander
2. Sergeant
1. Moff
My sources are telling me the Supreme Court justices are going to form together into one giant justice and fight Trump.
If Sean Hannity were fatter and I were meaner, I’d call him “Sean Manatee.”
There is evidence that illegal aliens voted in the election, so if someone is really looking for attempts by foreigners to influence the election, there you go.
