Now trending: dog TV that aims to keep your canine amused while you’re not home.
Nah. That’s why I have garbage cans… apparently.
Now trending: dog TV that aims to keep your canine amused while you’re not home.
Nah. That’s why I have garbage cans… apparently.
When I am home does that make me some kind of clown here to amuse him?
Just tell him he’s a goodfella.
The TV thing works if he’s in a barkalounger. I’d better give myself a thumbs-down for that one.
I respect your self imposed thumbs down so much that I give you a thumbs up for having the courage to give yourself a thumbs down.
Speaking of which: the dog has no thumbs, and can’t work the remote, so how do we know this channel isn’t just trying to game the Spanielsen ratings?
What do they call it? Cavuto Canem?
Keeping Up With The Cur Dachshunds?
I think the new Infinity voice control can be set to “Dog”.
“Home Shopping Maul”
“Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire? Huh? Who? Who? Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?”
“And now, for the hundred-millionth time, The Postman Always Rings Twice.
By Worldwide Pants, Inc.
Eh, I wouldn’t mind marrying a millionaire.
Intelligent dogs quickly learn to ignore television – their sense of smell tells them there is nothing there. (Of course, they will still react instantly and riotously to the sound of a doorbell heard on TV.) I have one stupid dog and one smart dog – and since the stupid dog is mostly blind and almost completely deaf, Dog TV won’t be a thing in my house.