Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump wants $3.6 trillion in spending cuts. The first thing to go…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump wants $3.6 trillion in spending cuts. The first thing to go…
will, I hope, be the Department of Labor
or, perhaps, the EPA,
or maybe the Department of Health and Human Services (these decisions are tough!)
… cowboy poetry.
Tootsie Roll Pop research. Just when they’re about to discover how many licks it takes to get to the center, Trump has to go and pull the plug.
Research on why hot dogs come in packs of 8 while buns come in packs of 6.
Preparations for a zombie ninja apocolypse.
UFO Welcoming Committee.
Using satellite lasers and 50 mirrors to remove the crust from bread and light cigarettes.
I did a longitudinal study on how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop. Between 1997-1999 I did tests on:
-multiple flavors
-dome side vs. ridge side
-relative humidity
-drinking a beverage vs. not (during testing)
Some variables included:
-air bubbles
-pre mastication fractures
-melting outer layer sticking to wrapper
This is important research but I understand the need for private grant money as opposed to government funding this avenue of knowledge.
I’ve got the results in a spiral notebook somewhere.
…the Federal Bureau of Budget Increases.
Russian Investigations
…the Congressional Office of Leaks and Fabrications.
…the obvious choice: the CBO!
President Trump wants $3.6 trillion in spending cuts. The first thing to go…
are Progressive’s minds.
President Trump wants $3.6 trillion in spending cuts. The first thing to go…
is any thought that this is going to get passed without so much adding and inflation to render any benefit meaningless.
…is Pokémon, obviously…
…The Department Of Taco Managment.
…The Office of The Undersecretary of Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted By Space Aliens and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs
. . . will be imaginary “cuts” from future projected spending – because in government-ese, “cut” means failing to increase spending by as much as you had anticipated.
…will be Wormer, Marmalard and Niedermeyer!!!
President Trump wants $3.6 trillion in spending cuts. The first thing to go…
the Department of Redundancy
California
I think you mean the Department of Repetition and Redundancy.
I believe you mean the Second Duplicate Department of Repetition and Redundancy, Bureau of Replicated Recurrence, Reiteration Sub-Unit (Phase IV).
Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon to Crabby Old Bat
…the Obama and Clinton secret service details, everyone loves them, what could possibly go wrong?
…the redundant portion of the Department Of Redundancy Department.
Naah…too redundant.
You can say that again!
Groot
…will be the Obama’s Secret Service protection.
should be the salaries of the senators from New York, Massachusetts, Illinois, and California.
…. eliminating 1,000,000 instances of one kind of fraud:
Massachusetts woman pleads guilty to $3.6 million food stamp fraud scheme
Hot Air | 10/7/15
. . . or another:
Obama’s golf weekend with Tiger Woods in 2013 cost taxpayers more than $3.6M: GAO
The Washington Times | October 26, 2016
President Trump wants $3.6 trillion in spending cuts. The first thing to go…
electric Unicorns for every man woman and child in the US.
Does this mean that I have to give my electric unicorn back?
… digging into the coiffeurs?
Well, Trump exemplifies the old saying: “Big Hair Full of What You Want. You May Get It.”
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(*Big Hair is a copyrighted trademark of Harvey. Unauthorized duplication will be persecuted to the foulest extent of DaneLaw.”)
Did you just use “Big Hair” without permission?
I’ve got a stable of bloodthirsty former Disney lawyers who’ll want a word with you…
My defense will be predicated on the Austin Powers Act, which reads, “Oh, Beehive!”
The Department of Re-Education……oh I’m sorry did I type that out loud. My bad.
Speaking of redundancy, “bloodthirsty former Disney lawyers”.
Does it get any more redundant than that???