Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hot stock market tip! Now that Trump’s been elected, invest in…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hot stock market tip! Now that Trump’s been elected, invest in…
…pork futures…
…Twitter…
…antacids…
…Kleenex…
…butthurt ointment.
Bricks for wall-building.
Papier-mâché for all the big puppet heads
. . . pharmaceutical companies manufacturing tranquilizers and anti-depressants, which lefties will buy frequently and in large quantities
They already do, that explains many of their….problems.
Anti-depressants are a leading cause of liberalism.
…Smoke and Mirrors Inc’s new spinoff Pot Smoke And A Mirror To Watch Yourself Smoke Pot. Soon to follow, a commercial with Obama saying I liked the company so much I bought it.
…Harry Reid, in the dead pool.
Hot stock market tip! Now that Trump’s been elected, invest in…
Stupid liberal statements.
tissues.
Rolaids,
* Kleenix
* Safe spaces
* Not sure but you can drop the Viagra stock!
…Futures are looking better.
Hot stock market tip! Now that Trump’s been elected, invest in…
America!
The Wall!
…everything! “A rising tide lifts all boats.” (Well, probably not green-energy stocks, especially the ones that are all ephemeral.)
Clubs, Diamonds, Hearts & Spades
Anacott Steel
email server security software
Unicorn tears
…anything traded on the Moscow Stock Market.
I was going to make a UDP joke but I wasn’t sure you guys would get it.
Why would you care?
…hope for a change.
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