A new study shows that eating lots of red meat is actually good for your blood pressure.

Sure. As long as you don’t look at the price of it.

Scientific studies show that a slumbering volcano under the Italian city of Naples shows signs of “reawakening” and may be nearing a critical pressure point.

I hope it doesn’t blow. Partly for the safety of the Italians, partly to avoid every American journalist using it as a metaphor for the election.