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Archive of entries posted on 24th January 2017
The Men Who Stare at Posts
The CIA admits that it once carried out experiments to see if people could read minds using psychic powers.
They gave up after they invented Facebook, which lets them read minds using the words people write down about themselves. Next intel gathering breakthrough – getting everyone to use private email servers.
Liberals Have a Drinking Problem
Link of the Day: #4 Makes Me Want to Applaud the Effort, #14 Just Frightens Me
14 Facts About ‘Where’s Waldo?’
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
All Scientific Discoveries – From Hot Air Balloons to Atomic Power – Are Eventually Used for This Purpose
At the Sundance Film Festival, Al Gore’s new global warming documentary, “An Inconvenient Sequel,” premiered during a snowstorm.
Ya know, we could weaponize these things – Iran doesn’t have any snowplows.
Trump Translated: 2 Rules
We will follow two simple rules: BUY AMERICAN & HIRE AMERICAN! #InaugurationDay #MAGA
We’re like Recovery Summer except with actual profits and jobs.
Straight Line of the Day: The First Thing Trump Signed on Monday…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first thing Trump signed on Monday…
Didn’t Obi-Wan Do That to Anakin on Mustafar?
President Trump said he wants to cut the number of federal regulations by 75%
Step 2: cut the number of federal regulators by the same.