[left in the comments to this post by Oppo [High Praise!]

(To the tune of “Don’t Know Much About History“)

Don’t know much about her story
Don’t know much criminology
Don’t know much about séance books
Don’t know much about defense she took

But we do know that we loathe you
And we know that if you left us too
What a wonderful world it would be.

Don’t consider I’m a useless breather,
Don’t know much about triggers, either.
Don’t know much about Al-Jazeera.
Don’t know what a sliding scale is, Kira.
But I thought that one and one is two,
And if this one could be without you,
What a wonderful world this would be.

I don’t claim to be an AA student,
But I’d like to be.
For maybe by being an AA student or baby,
It’s a win-win, gov., for me.