Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If you listened very carefully during President Obama’s farewell address, you heard…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If you listened very carefully during President Obama’s farewell address, you heard…
…screen doors slamming on buttocks.
…Lady Liberty sighing in relief.
“I buried Paul”…
This one is way too easy….
it was in Chicago siooooooooooooo
GUN SHOTS!!!111!!!
that and empty jail cell doors slamming behind the very people with the guns that Obama has let out of prison.
I’d say that 98% of them are
colored criminalscriminals of color but that would be raaaacist.…the bluebirds of Spring twittering in the trees.
…the soft, sad exhalations of the underwhelmed, bereft of the hope for more lies that protect them from the ravages of progress.
…the clump of newly purchased handguns and thwacks of boxes of ammo on the counters of gun stores, purchased by the rights grabbing lefties suddenly in fear of a law abiding administration.
…(around here) the sound of crickets playing tiny violins, and what was on the other channel.
…”Song sung blue, ev’rybody knows one…”
…crickets…
…the Wizard of Uhs…
… words other than me, I, my, mine?
Unpossible…
If you listened very carefully during President Obama’s farewell address, you heard…
a thrill going back down Chris Matthews leg
the Clintons and Bushes farewell addresses
champagne corks popping at Jimmy Carter’s house
Joe Biden sharpening his crayolas
Valerie Jarrett’s tears, as her 8 years of villainy with her puppet are coming to an end
I didn’t lie to YOU! I lied to everyone.
…Rosie O’Donnell singing “Tears of a Clown.”
… nothing new.
… Uncle Joe in the background asking “When do we eat?”
… the lamentations of pajama boy (i.e. their wemyn).
If you listened very carefully during President Obama’s farewell address, you heard…
the Mooch and the Surly Ingrate Brats firing up Broom Force One for one last middle finger vacation to the taxpayers
… the ghost of Thomas Paine whispering (sad that his words have not yet sunken in, and evidently never will):
.
“Everything that is right or reasonable pleads for separation. The blood of the slain, the weeping voice of nature cries, ’tis time to part. ”
“It is monarchical and aristocratical government only that requires ignorance for its support. ”
“A little matter will move a party, but it must be something great that moves a nation.”
“As we are running the next generation into debt, we ought to do the work of it, otherwise we use them meanly and pitifully.”
“But where, say some, is the King of America? I’ll tell you Friend, he reigns above.”
“It is the madness of folly, to expect mercy from those who have refused to do justice; and even mercy, where conquest is the object, is only a trick of war; the cunning of the fox is as murderous as the violence of the wolf.”
…the unmistakable sound of a toilet struggling to flush an especially large and obstinate consignment.
The same cr@p he’s been peddling for the last 8 years.
. . . the unrestrained sobbing of every media representative in the room, apart from the Fox reporter, the RAAACIST!! bastard.
Snowflakes melting, unicorns dying, feminists wailing, media teeth gnashing, Hollywood crying in the wilderness and Democrats fading into obscurity and irrelevance.
Ah, happy sounds.
Ah it would never be THAT good! Would it!?
Sha-na-na’s hit that’s often sung at basketball games: “Hey, Hey, Good-by.”
(Or was it Simon and Garfield: “…good-by already” as they fade out?)
Oops, Garfunkel; “So long, Frank Lloyd Wright”.
Simon and Garfield
♪”And here’s Guiteau, Mrs. Robinson, . . . “♪