[If Smart Watch Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads] (Viewer #203,856)
Full disclosure: I own and wear a watch every day. It tells me the time at a glance. I’ve worn one since I was 12. There’s nothing wrong with wearing a timepiece.
However, I find the very notion of a “smart watch” repugnant. If what you need to do is not important enough to pull your phone out of your pocket, that means it’s trivial, and doesn’t need to be done at all.

I don’t like the physical sensation of wearing a wrist watch. It always feels like it’s chafing, even when it actually isn’t. I like telling the time on my cell phone. Only the cell phone can easily fall out of my pocket. What I’d like is kind of a shoulder holster for my cell phone. But “liberals” would probably ban it.
Our Founding Fathers never meant the First Amendment to apply to powerful handheld devices.