Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
According to fake documents received by MSNBC, President Trump…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
According to fake documents received by MSNBC, President Trump…
…is secretly controlled by a bionic implant that looks remarkably like a comb-over…
….played rock, paper, scissors with Obama to see who spoke first at the G20 and Obama won.
has cooties.
went AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard.
approved the sale of 20% of the US uranium supply to Russia.
likes soccer.
According to fake documents received by MSNBC, President Trump…
admits eating dog on occasion.
According to fake documents received by MSNBC, President Trump…
admits to everything.
According to fake documents received by MSNBC, President Trump…
says he was only robbing the register, I hope you’ll understand.
is a big fan of The Facts of Life and The Bay City Rollers
has White House technicians add a much needed laugh track to all MSNBC shows
…views the presidency as a stepping stone to his real ambition, control of the WWE…
According to fake (but accurate) documents received by MSNBC, President Trump…
…likes hot women.
Don’t we all?
…secretly blames all his problems on his “meddling kids”…
…has converted the White House into a high end Bed and Breakfast.
…is actually legally the President of the US.
According to fake documents received by MSNBC, President Trump…
thinks Rachel Maddow is a man, baby. yeh.
goes koo-koo for Coco Puffs.
knows the frequency Kenneth.
used the candle stick in the library.
knows when you are naughty and knows when you are nice.
promises the check is in the mail.
is really the Stay Puff marshmallow Man!
…was actually born in Mexico.
According to fake documents received by MSNBC, President Trump…
needs a woman ’bout half his age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw
They’ll go right through the book and break each and every law.
…asked Xi Jinping who the contractor was that put China’s wall.
…was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. The plan is all coming together…muhahahahahahaha!!!
So that’s how he knew about Rafael Cruz.
…nuked the moon 15 years ago.
According to fake documents received by MSNBC, President Trump…
Sings:
If you’re on the Internet and Donald Trump goes Tweet, Tweet.
Just step aside or you might end up in the S***.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump runs down the Left all day.
Even Rachel Maddow can’t make him change his ways.
Donald Trump, the Media’s after you.
Donald Trump, if They catch you now you’re through.
Donald Trump, the Media’s after you.
Donald Trump, if they catch you now you’re through.
The Media are really a Bunch of crazy clowns,
When will they learn that they never can bring him down?
Poor little Donald Trump likes to bothers everyone,
Just runnin’ them down is his idea of having fun.
… is old enough to buy booze & cigarettes.
…knows about THE LIZARD PEOPLE!
. . . turned Hillary Clinton into a newt. (She got better.) (Oh, wait, no she didn’t.) Burn him anyway!
…OWNS MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED RED TIES