One of the funniest routines I from my youth — teens, maybe — was seeing Art Metrano. Don’t remember if it was on Carson, or some other show, but his “magic” act while he accompanied himself with the music from “Fine and Dandy” was hilarious.
He was funny in the Police Academy movies, and later successfully sued Family Guy.
You know what else if fine and dandy? Open Thread time. Which is now. It’s Friday Night Open Thread, and your turn to show off your magic.
Who wants to start?
A 100-year-old man said that his secret to longevity is to “keep smiling”.
If true, then Trump trolling the MSM on Twitter must be part of his secret plan for immortality.
[Fireworks Safety Video by Bryan Wilson, the Texas Law Hawk] (Viewer #40,416)
I’m pretty sure there’s a political metaphor in here somewhere, too. Obama doing foreign policy, maybe?
[High Praise! to Slow Facts]
If We Talked About Cars the Way We Talk About Guns
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
In Los Angeles, animal control officers uncovered a nest of 80 snakes and a pool full of alligators at one residence.
Someone call Samuel L. Jackson – we’ve got a “Snakes on a Plane” sequel…
[High Praise! to Rubes]
The gray cat is me, the ball of yarn is the Trump administration.
The orange cat is NeverTrump
So… who’s the dog?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Best quote from the meeting between Trump and Putin…
First, remember 7/7
Second, what happened while I was gone?
If you can’t think of anything, feel free to make something up. It’s not like I’ll know the difference.
