Fake things are fake.
I might be fake, for all you know.
For all I know, too.
But I’m not. As far as I know.
What isn’t fake, is Thursday Night Open Thread. Well, maybe it’s not fake. That’s entirely up to you, since it’s your turn to control the topic.
Who wants to start?
San Francisco school officials have deemed chocolate milk too sugary for students, and they’re now phasing it out of district cafeterias.
Great idea, but to be fair, they should also take all the cream & sugar out of the teacher’s lounges.
[Fool Us – Richard Turner Thoroughly Astonishes Penn & Teller] (Viewer #1,142,891)
His tricks probably aren’t any easier to perform with 20/20 vision.
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
Jug Life: A History of the Kool-Aid Man
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Trending industry: breakup experts who counsel you on the process of ending a lousy relationship.
Can we hire some to teach Republicans how to dump Obamacare?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The easiest way to fix the Obamacare problem…
After Republicans couldn’t get a repeal bill passed, President Trump commented, “as I have always said, let ObamaCare fail“.
And it will, but the point is, like cancer, to remove it before it takes the patient with it.
