Fake things are fake.
I might be fake, for all you know.
For all I know, too.
But I’m not. As far as I know.
What isn’t fake, is Thursday Night Open Thread. Well, maybe it’s not fake. That’s entirely up to you, since it’s your turn to control the topic.
Who wants to start?
I think Obama may be a Satanist.
No, no, no, this is supposed to be a list of debunked theories, not statements of obvious fact.
No. It’s “Obama IS Satan”.
He is not Satan he’s a very naughty boy.
ok, ok….I digress….but you guys owe me some bacon! lolol
A heartfelt cry for bacon must not go unanswered.
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This response is totally authentic. Even the part I had to fabricate.
Authenticity is what counts…even fabricated authenticity is better than no authenticity at all. Don’t believe me? Just ask Hillary Clinton.
Ernest Hemingway, one of my two favorite authors of novels and stories (the other being P. G. Wodehouse) was born July 21, 1899, in Oak Park, Illinois. He is sometimes quoted as referring to Oak Park as “a village of broad lawns and narrow minds”, but there’s no evidence that he ever said or wrote that.