Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Best quote from the meeting between Trump and Putin…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Best quote from the meeting between Trump and Putin…
…’honored, I’m sure.
…’I’m Glad, Vlad.’
Best quote from the meeting between Trump and Putin…
keep your friends close, your enemies closer.
Best quote from the meeting between Trump and Putin…
CNN…..Dead! Neidermeyer… DEAD!
Best quote from the meeting between Trump and Putin…
“…and here is Kathy Griffin’s schedule, and Rachel Maddow’s, and…”
“Here’s those 30,000 emails you asked for, Don”
Best quote from the meeting between Trump and Putin…
Can’t help you Vlad, you really should have asked for payment in advance.
…Came from Reuters: “Both men sat with legs splayed. Trump listened intently as Putin spoke.” (really? what does that even mean?)
… came from the NYT: “The leaders’ eyes locked in a post-détentescent gaze, reifying the rumors of so-called “Caudal War politicollusion” animating the two Alpha polity leaders, calling emphasis to their body language which — according to sources within Trump’s inner circle in a position to know, but who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retribution — augurs a seismic shift in relations between the two countries comparable to that in the marriage of the Trumps themselves, which is rumored to be (in the words of one intimate acquaintance) “rocky or not.” *
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*See page B11 for clarification, correction, and a retraction of this story. Also, the headline, “Trump Punches Putin in the Face,” was written by a low-level copyeditor who will be counseled on The Times’ editorial policies.
To follow up on Burt’s “(really? what does that even mean?):
Are both Trump and Putin right-handed? Even if they aren’t, is there not tradition of shaking hands with the right hand?
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…In Putin’s Russia, news watches YOU!
…was when Trump picked up a rather small Stradivarius with a CNN sticker on it and began playing it to the cameras, while Putin chuckles in the background.
“Hey Vlad, I’m a Teetotaler. What’s your excuse?”
(simultaneously) Obama’s a p*ssy!
“In Mother Russia…Elections fix YOU!”
Putin: I wasn’t sure you were the same. Let’s see, the last time we met…
Trump: Was never.
Putin: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into the Paris Accords.
Trump: Not an easy day to forget.
Putin: No.
Trump: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore red, white, and blue.
Putin: White, blue, and red.
Trump: Close enough. But why are the French such weenies when they have the same colors? I don’t understand that. Sad!
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Putin: We read five times that you were impeached, on five different cases.
Trump: As you can see, it was true every single time.
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Putin: CNN is gunning for you, you know.
Trump: I’m on their blacklist – their roll of honor!
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Trump: Here’s looking at you, Kurds.
Of all the G-20’s in all the world he has to walk into mine.
This is the Paris Climate accord signed by President Obama himself, cannot be rescinded.
Make it $20billion, I’m just a poor, corrupt former Communist.
Vultures, Media vultures everywhere!
They are trying to force you to leave the White House, the reasons seem a little vague.
…was when Trump sneezed…and Putin’s lapel pin said “Gesundheit”…
….so, I guess Hillary’s checked bounced, right?