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Donald Trump offering the Democrats “A peace between us so that we may conduct the people’s business in a truly bipartisan manner” and then watch their little heads explode.
If possible, the first thing he should do is to announce the Dem caucus result as a PSA.
Then look at the camera and say, “Once again, Republicans have to fix what the Democrats have broken.”
“Neener-neener”
…a tally from last nights caucuses. (cauci?)
…setting Schiff’s pant on fire.
…. Democrats sneaking out with their tails between their legs.
“Donnie Two-Scoops” ice cream shops opening nationwide this spring!
…Chief Justice Roberts growing weary of his heavy obligations.
…the winners of the Dem Caucuses strangely subdued.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
(Breath in)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
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Senate Democrats on suicide watch, just like Jeffrey Epstein who didn’t kill himself.
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the Democrats layin’ that golden fiddle on the ground at Donnie’s feet.
Trump prefaces his speech with the phrase “Part 4 of 8.”
Trump ends every sentence with the phrase “…in accordance with the ancient prophecies.”
Shakira and J-Lo reenact their Super Bowl halftime show in the middle of the speech.
Trump dispenses with the speech and just stands there smiling and smoking a cigar.
Before he starts, Trump instructs Romney to sit on the other side.
Even better if he condemns the kids in cages as being very disrespectful to Obama.
… Trump declaring that HE won the Iowa caucuses… all of them…
Well he DID get 97.5% of the votes on the Republican side who somehow managed to at least COUNT them.
… Trump taking Pelosi’s gavel away and saying, “Get used to it.”
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Donald Trump offering the Democrats “A peace between us so that we may conduct the people’s business in a truly bipartisan manner” and then watch their little heads explode.
Sock puppets to try and explain economics to progressives.
Fun but probably ineffective.
Great idea, but they don’t even know how to count. Economics likely exceeds their skill set.
I didn’t realize whining was a skill set.
… a reference to looking forward to hosting the Kansas City Chiefs at the White House, and thanking Pelosi for calling the losers.
… advertising time purchased by Bloomberg and Steyer…
Poligrip product placement on Palsi’s desk.
It’s all that is holding together her Speakership…
I dinna think she gonna take much more of this Captain!
… a pause in the speech to broadcast, in real time, a strike on the latest fool to take up the mantle of Al Qaeda leadership…
Trump walking in with two scoops of ice cream, looking at Nancy, and saying “None for you!”
If possible, the first thing he should do is to announce the Dem caucus result as a PSA.
Then look at the camera and say, “Once again, Republicans have to fix what the Democrats have broken.”
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Iowa caucus did not kill itself.
…Pelosi in a cage.
… having Joe Wilson as a guest pointing at Pelosi and Schiff saying, “You Lie!”
…an ADA interpreter who just stands there facing Pelosi the whole time presenting one half of a peace sign.
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…Truth, Justice and The American Way.
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…Trump throughout the night producing several Smudge the Cat memes with Nancy yelling incoherently.
Andre’s Cantor saying, “GOOOOOOOOOOAL”
Not enough “oooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”s.
They are rationed now in Venezuela.
Spits.
This here is ‘Murica son.
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A laugh track playing in the background whenever the president mentions the Iowa caucuses during the STU address.
and then there was a giant ripping sound, like Old Ironsides’ Mainsail tearing in the gale……
Or like a drunken old lady farting in a windstorm.
Slightly OT: I didn’t see Ruthie at the SOTU Address, or did I miss it?