Caption this! Once a Commie… Posted by walruskkkch on 5 February 2020, 10:00 am … always a commie. Have at it my friends. Bonus points if you can make him sound like Gilbert Gottfried.
“Some folks call it a Kaiser blade, I call it my part of my national symbol, mmmhhhmmm…” Reply to this comment
Good thing you like them with mustard because under socialism meat becomes a mighty scarce commodity. Reply to this comment
“If we keep the printing presses cranking out trillions, does that count as ‘other people’s money’?” Reply to this comment
Once a commie… … starts talking he sounds like Gilbert Gottfried. … gets into the baseboards you’ll wind up with a whole nest of them. … earns a paycheck for actual work, he becomes a capitalist. Reply to this comment
…always a fool.
… “That Nancy is a mighty handsome woman…”
…mighty handsome, but she don’t hold a candle to Emma Goldman!
“Some folks call it a Kaiser blade, I call it my part of my national symbol, mmmhhhmmm…”
Hummmmm? So a hammer and kaiser blade on Bernie’s red flag?
“Reckon you make me some biscuits. I like’em with mustard, mmmhhhmmm…”
Good thing you like them with mustard because under socialism meat becomes a mighty scarce commodity.
And you have to cut the mustard.
That face you make when you don’t have enough fiber.
“C’mon, count the votes. This is my only chance to win Iowa this year.”
Once a Commie, always annoying.
“If we keep the printing presses cranking out trillions, does that count as ‘other people’s money’?”
Unfortunately, the real answer to this is “yes”.
Waldorf is not nearly as entertaining without Statler.
Once a Commie… moves left, they have this look.
“? … I’d like to buy a bowel.”
Once a commie…
… starts talking he sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
… gets into the baseboards you’ll wind up with a whole nest of them.
… earns a paycheck for actual work, he becomes a capitalist.