Dip in the Water Posted by Oppo on 21 May 2020, 4:00 pm A Democrat went for a swim But the freedom didn’t suit him; To his horror he found That people have drowned…
So to reduce his fear He pushed anyone near To the bottom of the pool So he could have a stool Reply to this comment
A Democrat went for a swim But the freedom didn’t suit him; To his horror he found That people have drowned… Where is Teddy when you need him? Reply to this comment
A Democrat went for a swim But the freedom didn’t suit him; To his horror he found That people have drowned… And every single one is Trump’s victim. Reply to this comment
A Democrat went for a swim But the freedom didn’t suit him; To his horror he found That people have drowned… It’s time we banned all the oceans. Reply to this comment
A Democrat went for a swim But the freedom didn’t suit him; To his horror he found That people have drowned… Democrats’ outlook is at best very skim. Reply to this comment
A Democrat went for a swim But the freedom didn’t suit him; To his horror he found That people have drowned… For lack of attending the gym Reply to this comment
A Democrat went for a swim But the freedom didn’t suit him; To his horror he found That people have drowned… And Joe Biden’s prospects are dim Reply to this comment
A Democrat went for a swim But the freedom didn’t suit him; To his horror he found That people have drowned… And voted no more – boy, that’s grim Reply to this comment
A Democrat went for a swim But the freedom didn’t suit him; To his horror he found That people have drowned… And voted no more – boy, that’s grim Reply to this comment
So to reduce his fear
He pushed anyone near
To the bottom of the pool
So he could have a stool
A Democrat went for a swim
But the freedom didn’t suit him;
To his horror he found
That people have drowned…
Where is Teddy when you need him?
A Democrat went for a swim
But the freedom didn’t suit him;
To his horror he found
That people have drowned…
And every single one is Trump’s victim.
A Democrat went for a swim
But the freedom didn’t suit him;
To his horror he found
That people have drowned…
It’s time we banned all the oceans.
A Democrat went for a swim
But the freedom didn’t suit him;
To his horror he found
That people have drowned…
Democrats’ outlook is at best very skim.
A Democrat went for a swim
But the freedom didn’t suit him;
To his horror he found
That people have drowned…
For lack of attending the gym
A Democrat went for a swim
But the freedom didn’t suit him;
To his horror he found
That people have drowned…
And Joe Biden’s prospects are dim
A Democrat went for a swim
But the freedom didn’t suit him;
To his horror he found
That people have drowned…
And voted no more – boy, that’s grim
When Social Distance lifeguarding is how far away can Stacey Abrams poot him.
… And carin’ is a homonym.
… If only the world were a Sim!
… So he raised taxes and banned guns. On a whim.
A Democrat went for a swim
But the freedom didn’t suit him;
To his horror he found
That people have drowned…
And voted no more – boy, that’s grim
…and voted democrat happily ever after!
The end!