Straight Line of the Day: Apple Doesn’t Let Bad Guys Use iPhones… Posted by Oppo on 22 May 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Apple doesn’t let bad guys use iPhones…
Apple doesn’t let bad guys use iPhones… bad girls, please send pictures. Thank you. Reply to this comment
With the lock down there’s been an increase in virtual breast exams. (I’m not a doctor but I play one on the internets.) Reply to this comment
Level Five. Third corridor on the left. Best to take the 1918 Cadillac. Standard shift, though. Reply to this comment
…the same way Twitter/Facebook/YouTube/Google/et al. don’t censor conservative content. Reply to this comment
…said an Apple spokesman at the demo show of their $9.99 iBurner. …because Apple is aHole, don’t trust Apple, said a dissident. Reply to this comment
Huawei phones in every pocket at Apple’s central office.
… Dolls, of course, are a different matter…
… they let iPhones use them, just as they were intended…
One bad apple can be rotten to the core.
… unless they can use it as leverage against the government.
… unless they’re Al Qaida.
In that case — “Privacy is our sole concern!”
Apple doesn’t let bad guys use iPhones…
so Conservatives please buy Android.
Apple doesn’t let bad guys use iPhones…
bad girls, please send pictures. Thank you.
With the lock down there’s been an increase in virtual breast exams.
(I’m not a doctor but I play one on the internets.)
…trans, non-binary and pansexual however…
…nor should we let Oppo come up with SLOTD’s after he’s gotten into the mead.
There’s Mead at IMAO HQ !?!?
Level Five. Third corridor on the left. Best to take the 1918 Cadillac. Standard shift, though.
I got a brand new pair of roller skates.
…the same way Twitter/Facebook/YouTube/Google/et al. don’t censor conservative content.
…said an Apple spokesman at the demo show of their $9.99 iBurner.
…because Apple is aHole, don’t trust Apple, said a dissident.