Straight Line of the Day: Besides Congress and impossible mini-golf courses, are there any businesses you wouldn’t mind seeing go out of business?
Straight Line of the Day: Besides Congress and impossible mini-golf courses, are there any businesses you wouldn’t mind seeing go out of business?
Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood…
The Acme Company, for obvious reasons…
I’m gonna have to disagree with you there.
Watching our fine betters shopping at Acme for GET TRUMP!!!!!! kits has been one of life’s pleasures the last 4 years.
Besides Congress and impossible mini-golf courses, are there any businesses you wouldn’t mind seeing go out of business?
The Democrat Party
d/b/a The Clinton Foundation
That soup guy.
Besides Congress and impossible mini-golf courses, are there any businesses you wouldn’t mind seeing go out of business?
Patchouli manufacturers.
Telemarketers.
… a whole lot of media companies. Basically, all of them except for the Babylon Bee, America’s Paper Of Record.
How about The Onion? Check out the Reductress as well.
Airlines that double the number of seats per plane per year.
The ad agency that created Liberty Insurance’s Limu Emu and his low-rent-looking Saul Goodman sidekick.
I’ll drink to that.
Besides Congress and impossible mini-golf courses, are there any businesses you wouldn’t mind seeing go out of business?
Cross-Eyed Joey in the back room of El Skeezo’s Liquor Emporium
Um… I’m not familiar… What does Cross-Eyed Joey do?
What does Cross-Eyed Joey do? Obviously something to aggravate tankdemon.
There are some Pandora’s Boxes we don’t want to open…
There is more than one?
He’s the bum that wouldn’t give me a refund (but happily dislocated a couple of knuckles) when Walrus reminded us that there was no wagering on the Babesleaga.
There’s wagering, if you know the right places. A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat.
Hey. NO WAGERING!
Unless I get a percentage off the top of the rake.
Besides Congress and impossible mini-golf courses, are there any businesses you wouldn’t mind seeing go out of business?
The “Church” of Scientology.
And the Westboro Blasphemy Club.
83% of all Starbux’s?
That would only leave us with three per square mile.
Mime and Clown schools, but if Congress is disbanded they will need the education provided.
And don’t forget Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Any and every business involving George Soros
The WNBA, what the hey, the NBA too
The welfare business, especially the parts run through the tax code
BTW, I happen to like the challenge of impossible miniature golf courses. Just sayin’.
Oh. . . .
Uh-oh.
Then you’re not going to like one of my impossible-minigolf photos coming up in the next week.
I’d edit it, but, of course, I have no intern.
Bring ’em on! I used to play the courses decades ago where every hole was Par 2, and you could play all day for $1. Those were a cakewalk compared to the new courses. Impossible is an apt description of hitting par on the new ones. Our local course gives several free game coupons per month, so we certainly get what we pay for. I’m happy to score in the 60s, which is rare.
Look:
Any more talk like this, and you’ll get what you paid for, Matey!
The post is days away, but, nevertheless — I mean,
Blimey!
Nothing?
Now look….
Over there.
Where?
Here comes Janey with her new boyfriend.