Straight Line of the Day: Oh no! The breaking up of comet Borisov means…
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Researchers Believe Interstellar Comet Borisov Is Breaking Apart
NY Post | 03/23/2020 | by Chris Ciaccia, Fox News
Since it was first discovered in August 2019, astronomers have been awestruck by interstellar Comet 2I/Borisov. But recent observations of the space object suggest that it could be breaking apart.
A group of researchers from Poland have noted that the object has brightened up twice this month.
“The total brightness increase is thus about 0.7 mag in 5 days between UT 2020 March 4.3 and 9.3,” the researchers wrote in a note published March 12. “This behavior is strongly indicative of an ongoing nucleus fragmentation.”
In September 2019, the International Astronomical Union confirmed that the object was from another solar system.
…Moose and Squirrel run free!
Fearless Leader will not be pleased.
Heaven’s Gate II members have a surplus of punch.
…the gaseous curtain must be torn down!
…Mercury Comets are no longer covered under Ford’s Warranty.
A battle over visitation rights.
…Yoko Ono has even more to answer for.
True – but she’ll never be called on it because no one can stand to listen to her.
…the guidance module on FrankJ’s Moon Nuker needs work.
Neil Sedaka memes.
The ruling caste ejected most of the working caste from the vessel once they detected signs that Earth harbored intelligent life, as Niven and Pournelle had previously established.
I’d go with a different Pournelle/Niven collaboration.
Lucifer’s Hammer.
Remember,Hot Fudge Sundae falls on a Tuesdae this year.
…the other seven reindeer are in peril.
…a lot of time will be spent at swap meets trying to find a clean Falcon donor car.
https://www.ebay.ie/itm/60-61-62-63-MERCURY-COMET-FORD-FALCON-RIGHT-PASSENGER-LOWER-BOTTOM-CONTROL-ARM/123755202637
Though lacking in technology, the hostile people of the planet Alleyoop have strong throwing arms.
…many Russian sinks stay dirty.
…them Allyoopians better try sticks next time.
..Trump will get the blame, while Trump will take credit.
…we can all relax, maybe start worrying about the Wuhan flu a bit.
“…we can all relax, maybe start worrying about the Wuhan flu a bit.”
Bacon!
…Mrs. Comet Borisov is back on the market.
Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
… celestial heartbreak…
…Borisov is gonna be sulking for awhile, which could lead to a cosmic depression…
Oh no! The breaking up of comet Borisov means…
some janitor is going to get a hella lot of overtime.
Oh no! The breaking up of comet Borisov means…
4 more years of Donald Trump.
Oh no! The breaking up of comet Borisov means…
SMOD suspends Presidential campaign.
… but will keep on the tail end….
… We can look forward to “Comet Borisov Breakin’ Up 2: Electric Boogaloo.”
“Just Kidding!”
I can’t believe this was left for me, but I always go for the low hanging fruit.
Oh No! The Breaking Up of Comet Borisov Means…
I’m not saying it means aliens, but it means aliens.
Wasn’t that the plot of Battle: Los Angeles and the “plot” of Battleship?
Who are these Aliens you speak of?
Thought you might’ve heard by now…
Well I’m not saying I haven’t heard of them but… I haven’t heard of them.