Straight Line of the Day: One of your unique talents is…
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I’ll get the ball rollling:
I can awake at any time in the dark, and know within a few minutes what time it is, before looking at a clock.
And from twelve miles away, I can judge whether a woman is a babe or not.
One of your unique talents is…
quite enough thank you.
Thank God it was brevity.
One of your unique talents is…
knowing whether it is Basil or Basil.
Ability to point to where I was spawned from anywhere in the world. (smart, like a salmon.)
and tasty too!
Vectored SBDs.
White BVDs
My only unique talent is…
… inserting arrogant phrases from William F. Buckley into almost any conversation.
Here is your phonebook.
…being able to discern the difference between coffee and Folgers Crystals.
Just what is this “talent” of which you speak?
…my superpower…. which is really pissing people off.
That’s no superpower…just about any SJW can do that.
BACON!
I know how to quit when I’m a
I know when to hold them, and when to fold them. I know when to walk way, and when to run.
One of your unique talents is…
…bucket yodeling.
One of your unique talents is…
The most awesome comments in the history of commenting.
My mots are especially bon.
My unique talent is, I’m not going to say it is detecting aliens… but it is detecting aliens.
You should join ICE.
One of your unique talents is…
…knowing who to call when I wake up in the dark with a need to know, within a few minutes, what time it is.
I’m a cat that comments on the internet.
Like that’s unique.
Is it though?
I think he has confused unique with ubiquitous.