Straight Line of the Day: Prediction: a year from now…
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Still “Orange Man Bad!”
Prediction: a year from now…
there will be another existential crisis that simply demands a law establishing minority equality on all corporate boards.
Prediction: a year from now…
it will be 2021.
That’s really going out on a limb.
The world could end before then you know.
That’s my bet.
Prediction: a year from now…
President Biden will have not killed himself.
…but he’ll still be senile.
Prediction: a year from now…
All viruses (viri?) will have voting privileges. (with photo ID)
Prediction: a year from now…
Another year older and deeper in debt.
And you’ll owe your soul…. to the COVID mask store…
Former Speaker Pelosi will introduce a $92 trillion coronavirus stimulus plan, which as always has no provisions relating to coronavirus. The media will laud it as fiscally conservative since it costs $1 trillion less than the green new deal.
Jill Biden will still be telling her husband that he is really in the White House basement.
Bernie Sanders files to run in 2024, 2028, 2032 and whatever.
The DNC concludes after exhaustive research that calling the Biden-Warren ticket “Creepy and Teepee” probably was not their best strategy.
(Too many people thought “TP”)
And, that would be inaccurate, how?
LEEROY JENKINS 19!!!
SSDD
The world collapses under the twin onslaught of Pandemic and Global Climate Catastrophe in “Disaster 2: Attack of the Ludicrous Modeling“
Schools will still not be teaching anything.
(They’ll be open again, but no actual education will be taking place.)
And, that would be new, how?
Still no indictments for Comey, Brennan, or McCabe.
A California jury verdict of “Not Guilty” will be returned after trial of the murder hornets.
Justifiable Homicide Hornets (TM)
They would have just been released anyway.
Society at large will begin to expect the Spanish inquisition.
Not me, but then again I’m no one…
A guy in a towel will be just about to ask the ultimate question to life the universe and everything but will be brained by a flying bowl of petunias before speaking it out loud.
Gordon Ramsey will finally find the lamb sauce.
Celebrities will emerge from their gilded caves with the profound wisdom necessary to actually reshape society for the better, but Hollywood producers will lose their interest in trading sex for funding so none of their projects ever get off the ground.
Kanye will launch a designer N95 mask line called sneezy
… Joe Biden will have learned the difference between good press and “a” good press. (Back off, now)
… my stupid, symbolic Covid mask may get washed.
… I’ll tell myself it’s just a show; I should really just relax.
… Bruce Jenner will change back to a man, saying: “Meh. Wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.”
… Charleton Heston will kneel before a mask-wearing Statue of Liberty, and utter his famous phrase.
A year from now … Whatever happens … It’s …BECAUSE COVID-19😬
States and cities that have been extremely poorly managed and close to bankruptcy will have blamed the Corona virus and get bailed out by the Federal Government.
Another Spiderman origin movie??
… I’ll get dressed. I promise.
Prediction: a year from now…
…all the Covid and global warming modeling will change…again…
… my 401(k) will go negative, and I’ll be distributing money to them, somehow.
Pacifico-20
…all successful work from home employees will have a Pakistani cousin living in their home.
…hardware stores in NYC will sell mostly stone axes and squirrel thumping clubs.
“all successful work from home employees will have a Pakistani cousin living in their home.”
Now, THAT’s perfect!
Except it won’t be a relative.
The Corona virus will have totally wiped out the fake Rock RIdge,
But where is it gonna get the dimes?
Something else Pelosi slipped into the next stimulus budget.
For her newest profession, so as not to forget, former House member AOC will have “Do you want fries with that?” tattooed on her left palm.
Prediction: a year from now…
XINN will still be lying and fakenewsing.
Incestry.com adds an entry showing that Gozer is a half-brother to Ilhan Omar, so she marries him.
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