Straight Line of the Day: Your First Robot May Be a Fandroid, But Your Second Robot … Posted by Oppo on 27 May 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot … Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
…will shoot the deputy. …will be marketed as an iBot. And then the Bot Wars will commence. But your second robot, now that you’re addicted, will NOT be free. Loading... Reply to this comment
… will have an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator in its pocket, and it won’t be glad to see me… Loading... Reply to this comment
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot … will have sangfroid. Loading... Reply to this comment
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot … will burn down and fall over… Loading... Reply to this comment
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot … will be unnecessary. KILL ALL THE HUMANS! KILL ALL THE HUMANS! Loading... Reply to this comment
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot … is much easier. Loading... Reply to this comment
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot … Will never be as cool as Crow T. Robot. Loading... Reply to this comment
…will have a large contingent of groupies.
…will be the first of 500 ex-wives.
…will shoot the deputy.
…will be marketed as an iBot. And then the Bot Wars will commence.
But your second robot, now that you’re addicted, will NOT be free.
…will tell you what the hell a fandroid is.
…will get me tuna or be sold for scrap like the first one.
Rips off its wig
“It’s a mandroid, baby.”
… will destroy the fandroid out of sheer jealousy…
… will be entirely beholden to its Apple overlords…
…just says Marcia Marcia Marcia, it’s called the Jandroid.
… will have an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator in its pocket, and it won’t be glad to see me…
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot …
will have sangfroid.
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot …
will burn down and fall over…
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot …
will be unnecessary. KILL ALL THE HUMANS! KILL ALL THE HUMANS!
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot …
is much easier.
I’m already on my 7th or eighth robot.
This was one of my first:
…will be your trophy bot.
Your first robot may be a fandroid, but your second robot …
Will never be as cool as Crow T. Robot.
Will have a personality problem that makes Marvin look jovial.
swallows.