“There never was any party, faction, sect, or cabal whatsoever, in which the most ignorant were not the most violent; for a bee is not a busier animal than a blockhead.”
— Alexander Pope
The theme this time is: Antifa.
I’ll start:
Ol’ Alexander Pope
Was certainly no dope:
The Antifa gang
By their selfies will hang
If you just give them enough trope.
Antifa is just a cruel joke-
Destroying with fire and smoke.
They sound like fake commies,
Get help from their mommies,
While pretending they’re grounded and woke
Antifa? They are truly fascist
Putting foes on an enemies list
Terrorizing and stealing
As power they’re seizing
From quislings too weak to resist
Oh my hate for Antifa is high
For the lasers they shine in the eye
of the heroes who stand proud
against Marxists, angry and loud
Persisting against treason and lies
You want a limerick about antifa?
well I advise not to travel by car
to places where they stay
you’ll drive into a fray
and probably get hit by a crowbar.
Meh. Try again. 🙂
I see that no love has ben lost
Betwen these thugs and those they accost
The best revengin’
Is our economic engine
Of which they’re merely the exhaust.
[Alternate ending:]
Karma, though, hurts —
Ask the Black and Brown Shirts
Who are where Antifa will be tossed.
Antifa came to our ‘hood
They were hellbent on doing no good
They acted all bad and showed us their ass…..
And we smiled as we policed up our brass.
Driving along in my 4 wheel cage
Protesters in roadway filled with rage
Slam on the brakes I did not
Now they resemble bloody red snot.
I pictured Ron White delivering that one; taking a sip between lines 3 and 4.
Starin’ at the iphone, twitterin’ away
Tryin’ to find some life in the waste land
Fin’ly found a program, gonna deal with ‘Hate ness’
Ready for a trip into Port land
Obnoxious Karen comes on the screen
Along with his guest self-righteous Biden
And one more guy who doesn’t count
His hair and brain are burned out
While pushin’ back her glasses AOC is sayin’ casually
“I was elected by the masses”
And with that in mind she starts to unwind
A vicious attack on the finest of gluten free, all organic, animal grasses
Well it’s evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don’t step on the grass, Kamala)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don’t be such an ass, Kamala)
Well, it will hook your Biden and Sonny
(You’re so full of bull, Kamala)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up you already lost the fight, alright)
Misinformation CNN and MSM
Are feeding to the nation
But the one who didn’t count counted them out
By exposing all their false quotations
Faced by a very awkward situation
This is all he’d say to save the day
“it’s Trump’s fault!”
Well it’s evil, wicked, mean and nasty
But the media loves to get shack nasty
(Don’t step on the grass, SJW’s)
And it will ruin our fair country
Antifa’n all day is pretty hard work
Got the store to loot, spit on a cop that’s a jerk
Dodgin’ the teargas fired like rockets
Maybe later Mommy will make me Hot pockets.
they come to protest and are far from quiet
the loot & destroy, it’s really a riot
the cops are careful not to cause triggers
There’s hardly any blacks
it’s mostly all wiggers
I’ll quit now. It’s been real.