Straight Line of the Day: Later Today, It’ll Be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect… Posted by Oppo on 20 August 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect…
It might not be the best picture of a tuna, but if Andy Warhol did the exact same thing, it would be getting almost as much praise as Kamala Harris. Reply to this comment
A flounder would have had both eyes on the same side of its head. That’s just getting into MC Escher territory. Reply to this comment
… the winning optics of Joe Biden giving his nomination speech in front of a fake backdrop of fake Greek columns in the fake Rock Ridge, sadly identifying completely with the fake cardboard people cutouts. Reply to this comment
The Democrats would even have multiple copies of the same cutout, and claim they were all unique. Reply to this comment
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect… All the other numbers to feel excluded and demand more diversity! Reply to this comment
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect… it not to last very long. Reply to this comment
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect… a yuuuge announcement, yuuuge. Reply to this comment
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect… …my wife, who understands military time about as well as I understand Swahili written in cuneiform, to not get the reference. Reply to this comment
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect… …I’ll be on my 3rd Moscow Mule by then. Reply to this comment
…The Spanish Inquisition.
This was some low hanging fruit, but I gave it a bacon anyway.
Hey, it wasn’t about Aliens.
You don’t say.
…Driver 8 to take a break.
…More of the same.
Tuna! I expect tuna, dammit!
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It might not be the best picture of a tuna, but if Andy Warhol did the exact same thing, it would be getting almost as much praise as Kamala Harris.
Looked more like a flounder to me.
A flounder would have had both eyes on the same side of its head. That’s just getting into MC Escher territory.
It could be a one eyed Flounder…
who is gay.
“Why’d you call it a flounder?”
Bluto: “{Burp} Why not?”
… Joe Biden speaking about his good friend Mad Dog …
… nothing and you won’t be disappointed…
….Maxine Waters to blame it on racism.
… the winning optics of Joe Biden giving his nomination speech in front of a fake backdrop of fake Greek columns in the fake Rock Ridge, sadly identifying completely with the fake cardboard people cutouts.
The Democrats would even have multiple copies of the same cutout, and claim they were all unique.
…GoodYear to change their name to Annus Horribilis.
…Basil to henceforth be referred to as Basil.
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect…
All the other numbers to feel excluded and demand more diversity!
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect…
it not to last very long.
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect…
a yuuuge announcement, yuuuge.
…rolling time zone cessations of bong water bubbling.
…Trump still being YOUR President!
Hillary still NOT being your President.
… the unexpected…
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect…
…my wife, who understands military time about as well as I understand Swahili written in cuneiform, to not get the reference.
Double vision!
Later today, it’ll be 8:20 (20:20) 8/20 2020. Expect…
…I’ll be on my 3rd Moscow Mule by then.
You could’ve mentioned that on yesterday’s Straight Line…
…not to have the munchies like I did at 8:20 pm on 4/20.
…an Earth-shattering KABOOM.
… the weather and traffic reports, every 15 minutes on the 8s…
I expect to be twice as happy as I am on 4/20.
But your denominator hasn’t changed.
…a nerdgasm.
…your alcohol supply to continue to dwindle.
…cats and dogs, living together.
…paradise by the dashboard light.
Ain’t no doubt about it.